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You mad, Donnie? — The cautious exploratory text message that Tucker Carlson sent to Donald Trump shortly after midnight on March 9th 2023 to see if Trump was angry after he had heard that Tucker Carlson has said in a text that: “I hate Trump passionately.”
Text message to Donald Trump at 00:03 on March 09 2023:
Text #1 You up?
Text #2 You mad, Donnie?
Carlson is still waiting for a reply to his POLITICAL BOOTY CALL text. After all, he’s just asking questions.
Text #1 You up?
Text #2 You mad, Donnie?
Carlson is still waiting for a reply to his POLITICAL BOOTY CALL text. After all, he’s just asking questions.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 8, 2023
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The variation “Tuck around and find out!” Is of cours dedicated to Tucker Carlson who took the fall for Fox News in the Dominion Law suit. His termination was based on a stratagem employed by Napoleon Bonaparte:
“Kill a few, it will inspire the rest”.
It seems clear the Carlson may have been the first of many to “ Tuck around and find out!” but according to the traditional use of this stratagem HE WILL NOT BE THE LAST.
Carlson’s name provides a beautiful and ironic onomatopoeia reference to the original term because if “tuck around and find out” we’re a person; it would look like Tucker Carlson.
This reminds me of another of Napoleon’s maxims:
Fortune favors the prepared mind.
The variation “Tuck around and find out!” Is of cours dedicated to Tucker Carlson who took the fall for Fox News in the Dominion Law suit. His termination was based on a stratagem employed by Napoleon Bonaparte:
“Kill a few, it will inspire the rest”.
It seems clear the Carlson may have been the first of many to “ Tuck around and find out!” but according to the traditional use of this stratagem HE WILL NOT BE THE LAST.
Carlson’s name provides a beautiful and ironic onomatopoeia reference to the original term because if “tuck around and find out” we’re a person; it would look like Tucker Carlson.
This reminds me of another of Napoleon’s maxims:
Fortune favors the prepared mind.
Tucker Carlson was the first person at Fox News to Tuck around and find out that there is no “I” in team; but, he won’t be the last one!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 2, 2023
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And on January 8th 2023 — two years and two days after the American Inssurection — history rhymed when followers of Jair Bolsonaro followed the same game plan in Brazil attacking their Capitol building as Bolsonaro looked on in safety from Florida eating chicken fajitas. He was later hospitalized for plausible deniability — the political equivalent of a mobster being at a wedding when a major “hit” takes place.
This is the psychological equivalent of a Vietnam era combat veteran being taken deep into a swamp to watch a fireworks display.
Some attribute the world wide rise of a militant and violent right to Steve Bannon; but, others say that he is just a highly mobile pimple on the ass of “this is how it’s always been.”
If you were a writer and submitted this as a plot for a novel; your editor would call you a hack and tell you that your writing was heavy handed.
This is the kind of world we’ve made!
And on January 8th 2023 — two years and two days after the American Inssurection — history rhymed when followers of Jair Bolsonaro followed the same game plan in Brazil attacking their Capitol building as Bolsonaro looked on in safety from Florida eating chicken fajitas. He was later hospitalized for plausible deniability — the political equivalent of a mobster being at a wedding when a major “hit” takes place.
This is the psychological equivalent of a Vietnam era combat veteran being taken deep into a swamp to watch a fireworks display.
Some attribute the world wide rise of a militant and violent right to Steve Bannon; but, others say that he is just a highly mobile pimple on the ass of “this is how it’s always been.”
If you were a writer and submitted this as a plot for a novel; your editor would call you a hack and tell you that your writing was heavy handed.
This is the kind of world we’ve made!
Sung to the theme of the Dione Warwick song: Deja Vu
“Deja Coup could this be a nightmare I once knew
Is it true?
Deja coup could this be a nightmare coming true
Are we screwed?
A two year festering coup
The alt-right pestering you
Deja Coup”
“Deja Coup could this be a nightmare I once knew
Is it true?
Deja coup could this be a nightmare coming true
Are we screwed?
A two year festering coup
The alt-right pestering you
Deja Coup”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 10, 2023
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This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.
This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.
This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023
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Examples of this song being used include:
The Gifted season 1 episode 1
Nobody
Oz season 1 episode 8
Luther season 1 episode 6
Aquarius season 1 episode 13
Snowfall season 1 episode 1
Training Day season 1 episode 12 Part 1
What Happened to Miss Simone
Titans season 3 episode 7
Examples of this song being used include:
The Gifted season 1 episode 1
Nobody
Oz season 1 episode 8
Luther season 1 episode 6
Aquarius season 1 episode 13
Snowfall season 1 episode 1
Training Day season 1 episode 12 Part 1
What Happened to Miss Simone
Titans season 3 episode 7
The Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood Rule applies to the use of a version of the song — either The Animals version or the Nina Simone version — used in a television show, documentary, or a movie to portray the protagonist as struggling and being caught between two worlds.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 24, 2023
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by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 7, 2023
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He went from being one of the most feared prosecutors in American history and the R.I.C.O. Act pioneer; to becoming a Dwight Frye-like Rendield to Donald Trump’s Orange Count Dracula.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
And now on May 16th 2023 he’s accused of selling Pardon Indulgences for the Pope of the MAGA party — along with a little sexual harassment; and, failure to uphold an employment contract by not paying an agreed upon salary to the woman that he sexually harassed.
“For what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul”; especially of its just to eat flies and nice big spiders.
He went from being one of the most feared prosecutors in American history and the R.I.C.O. Act pioneer; to becoming a Dwight Frye-like Rendield to Donald Trump’s Orange Count Dracula.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
And now on May 16th 2023 he’s accused of selling Pardon Indulgences for the Pope of the MAGA party — along with a little sexual harassment; and, failure to uphold an employment contract by not paying an agreed upon salary to the woman that he sexually harassed.
“For what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul”; especially of its just to eat flies and nice big spiders.
Under the influence of Donald “Orange Dracula” Trump, Rudy Giuliani became Rudy Ghouliani — a fly eating; pardon selling thrall enslaved by his spray tanned master.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 16, 2023
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