fauxitus — Penetrative sex using a harness and a phallic simulacrum of some type to stimulate the G-spot in women; or, the prostate in men. Some enjoy the experience of dilation using stimulators of graduating sizes and lengths.
Some people prefer to assert freedom from the penis shape by using a stimulator in the harness that is shaped like a sperm whale, a dolphin, or even an alien ovipositor complete with implantable eggs.
Whatever is chosen, this isn’t an act designed for either a quickie; or, a lack of commitment to the experience.
This is a very “overly specific” act to perform.
Some people prefer to assert freedom from the penis shape by using a stimulator in the harness that is shaped like a sperm whale, a dolphin, or even an alien ovipositor complete with implantable eggs.
Whatever is chosen, this isn’t an act designed for either a quickie; or, a lack of commitment to the experience.
This is a very “overly specific” act to perform.
Coitus, fauxitus — it’s the 21st century; what’s a little penetrative sex between friends or lovers? Especially overly specific penetrative sex!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 01, 2023
This mistaken humanistic view of reality is quite like the story of The Frog and the Scorpion — BUT FOR REAL!!!!!
The mistaken belief that a one’s love and understanding can change another person’s personality and character. A person who has demonstrably driven several people crazy while in tempestuous toxic relationships. A more contemporary approach to relationships and relating that ignores traditional conventional wisdoms like:
*** Once a cheater always a cheater.
*** you can’t turn a whore into a house wife.
*** Peter Pan will never grow up.
*** People do not change.
*** If they will do it with you; they will do it to you.
*** If they mistreat a waiter or waitress they will mistreat you.
Ignoring the wisdom and experience of an entire culture, the optimistic lover proclaims: “I can fix him/her/them”.
Understanding that this is the 21st century, this statement has been updated to include the possibility of chosen pronouns.
The mistaken belief that a one’s love and understanding can change another person’s personality and character. A person who has demonstrably driven several people crazy while in tempestuous toxic relationships. A more contemporary approach to relationships and relating that ignores traditional conventional wisdoms like:
*** Once a cheater always a cheater.
*** you can’t turn a whore into a house wife.
*** Peter Pan will never grow up.
*** People do not change.
*** If they will do it with you; they will do it to you.
*** If they mistreat a waiter or waitress they will mistreat you.
Ignoring the wisdom and experience of an entire culture, the optimistic lover proclaims: “I can fix him/her/them”.
Understanding that this is the 21st century, this statement has been updated to include the possibility of chosen pronouns.
1) How many women have entered into extramarital relationships with Herschel Walker thinking, “I can fix him”?
2) How many men have entered into a relationship with one of the Kardashian women thinking, “I can fix her”?
3) How many women have entered into a relationship with Ellen DeGenerous thinking, “I can fix them”?
4) My powers of love and understanding or so strong that I can fix her/him/them.
2) How many men have entered into a relationship with one of the Kardashian women thinking, “I can fix her”?
3) How many women have entered into a relationship with Ellen DeGenerous thinking, “I can fix them”?
4) My powers of love and understanding or so strong that I can fix her/him/them.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 16, 2022
Frying Nemo — A PARENT’S REVENGE!!!!!
If you have children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times.
YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
So to gently persuade the children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!
And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads.
If you watch children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the child to separate their psyche from an over played movie.
You got to get them to:
…Let it go, let it go
Can't stand this movie anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn is off or I’ll slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Turn that movie off and the ballgame on
Tears don’t bother me anyway
LET IT GO!!!!!!!!
Now I feel better!!!!
If you have children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times.
YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
So to gently persuade the children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!
And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads.
If you watch children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the child to separate their psyche from an over played movie.
You got to get them to:
…Let it go, let it go
Can't stand this movie anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn is off or I’ll slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Turn that movie off and the ballgame on
Tears don’t bother me anyway
LET IT GO!!!!!!!!
Now I feel better!!!!
…and kids, after we watch Finding Nemo FOR THE 1,000,000th time we can have fish fillet and fish sticks for dinner. Hey, I have an idea Let’s call dinner: Frying Nemo!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 24, 2023
The Audacity of Nope — a proposed book title that would describe Ron DeSantis’ run for the presidency in the shadow of Donald Trump and his own lack of charisma. The title is a play on the name of one of the books written by America’s first biracial two tern President , Barack Hussein Obama.
When it comes to the Republican Party in the 2024 Election, America has to have The Audacity of Nope!!!!
When it comes to the Republican Party in the 2024 Election, America has to have The Audacity of Nope!!!!
If Barak Obama’s book was called The Audacity of Hope; then, the Ron DeSantis book should be called The Audacity of Nope!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 04, 2023
A dark haired son born to two blonde Targaryen people — an obvious genetic impossibility. The dark raven colored hair leads to the appellation “Three Eyed Raven’s Son” — approximately equivalent to our expression: The mail man’s son.
How did Rhaenyra and Laenor — two blonds — have brunette children?
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…They are Three Eyed Raven’s Sons!!!!
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…They are Three Eyed Raven’s Sons!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 25, 2022
They’re coming to get you Donnie…— a battle cry for Trump opponents based on the famous line from the movie Night of the Living Dead: “They’re coming to get you, Barbara”.
And, “they” were.
In the movie the dead were being mysteriously reanimated and pursuing the living to eat them alive. In Trump’s case, antics and events thought long dead are being reanimated and returning to bite Trump’s spray tanned orange ass; and to eat him alive.
April 4th 2023 is the historic day when the zombie cases returned from the dead to visit an undead plague upon DONALD J. TRUMP’S political campaign and life.
But, we have to beware of the sequel: Dawn of the Trump based on the movie Dawn of the Dead, a movie that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in hell; the dead will walk the earth”.
The Trump version of that tag line is: “If there is no more room in hell, The Orange Man could walk into the White House…again.”
May he’ll have several vacancies!
And, “they” were.
In the movie the dead were being mysteriously reanimated and pursuing the living to eat them alive. In Trump’s case, antics and events thought long dead are being reanimated and returning to bite Trump’s spray tanned orange ass; and to eat him alive.
April 4th 2023 is the historic day when the zombie cases returned from the dead to visit an undead plague upon DONALD J. TRUMP’S political campaign and life.
But, we have to beware of the sequel: Dawn of the Trump based on the movie Dawn of the Dead, a movie that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in hell; the dead will walk the earth”.
The Trump version of that tag line is: “If there is no more room in hell, The Orange Man could walk into the White House…again.”
May he’ll have several vacancies!
All of the dirt you did is catching up with you Dolt ‘45, there are a lot of pending cases in your future: They’re coming to get you, Donnie…
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 05, 2023
That’s a lot! — an expression that conveys the experience of being overwhelmed when confronted by an intense Person, Event, Timings, or Situation (P.E.T.S).
Another way of saying: “DA FUQ!!!!!?????”
Another way of saying: “DA FUQ!!!!!?????”
1) Doctor to a family member:
Your mother has stage four lymphatic cancer and has only months to live. All we can do is make her comfortable.
Family member:
That’s a lot!
2) Son to his mother:
Mom, come and get me; I’m in jail for a felony and they won’t let me out unless I can post bail.
Mother:
That’s a lot!
3) Sister looking at the date her brother has brought home for Thanksgiving family dinner:
That’s a lot!
4)Friends and family reading this definition:
That’s a lot!
Your mother has stage four lymphatic cancer and has only months to live. All we can do is make her comfortable.
Family member:
That’s a lot!
2) Son to his mother:
Mom, come and get me; I’m in jail for a felony and they won’t let me out unless I can post bail.
Mother:
That’s a lot!
3) Sister looking at the date her brother has brought home for Thanksgiving family dinner:
That’s a lot!
4)Friends and family reading this definition:
That’s a lot!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 05, 2023