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I think we can rule out a… — an endlessly productive word formula designed to explain the gravity of a situation through a poetically oppositional comparison.
How to use “ I think we can rule out a…” as a word formula:
1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:
Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.
2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:
Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.
3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:
I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.
1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:
Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.
2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:
Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.
3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:
I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
Get the I think we can rule out a… mug.The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.
“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 23, 2022
Get the This erection is about the people. mug.The Trump Paradox — The idea that after observing his campaign and four years of his administration, people would still vote for Donald J. Trump. This actually isn’t the Trump Paradox, it’s THE AMERICAN PARADOX.
What this actually says is that about 40% of Americans are actually good with antisemitism, chauvinism, jingoism, racism, fascism,
sexism, and unwanted rapey male jism.
If any of the -isms apply to you; the, it is unlikely that you are surprised by this. The people who are surprised by this is the people who would vote for Trump because “he’s a man of his times”; they “don’t necessarily like Trump, but they love his policies”; think “minorities, immigrants and women expect to much”; and that “we should save American for Americans”.
Which just means that they don’t know the meaning of the words: antisemitism, chauvinism, jingoism, racism, fascism,
sexism, and unwanted rapey male jism — or that those words apply to them. Maybe THIS is the true paradox.
With apologies to Emma Lazarus, The New Colossus, The tired, The poor, The hungry, and the huddled masses yearning to be free.
What this actually says is that about 40% of Americans are actually good with antisemitism, chauvinism, jingoism, racism, fascism,
sexism, and unwanted rapey male jism.
If any of the -isms apply to you; the, it is unlikely that you are surprised by this. The people who are surprised by this is the people who would vote for Trump because “he’s a man of his times”; they “don’t necessarily like Trump, but they love his policies”; think “minorities, immigrants and women expect to much”; and that “we should save American for Americans”.
Which just means that they don’t know the meaning of the words: antisemitism, chauvinism, jingoism, racism, fascism,
sexism, and unwanted rapey male jism — or that those words apply to them. Maybe THIS is the true paradox.
With apologies to Emma Lazarus, The New Colossus, The tired, The poor, The hungry, and the huddled masses yearning to be free.
The Trump Paradox: many people hate the man but love his policies — which means they are just hiding their true feeling about society behind smiles and neoliberalism.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 11, 2023
Get the The Trump Paradox mug.1) Three Xs and a skull and crossbones — the description of a person, event, timing, or situation that is absolute toxic. This can be spoken or typed as the following emoji: “XXX☠️”
2) Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, you can date her / him if you want to. She’s / he’s hard on a lover — three X’s and a skull and crossbones. You’ll be lucky if you escape with your nuts / uterus!!!!!!!!
2) Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, you can date her / him if you want to. She’s / he’s hard on a lover — three X’s and a skull and crossbones. You’ll be lucky if you escape with your nuts / uterus!!!!!!!!
Letting an Amazon warehouse into your community is three Xs and a skull and crossbones for local small businesses. The work conditions are oppressive and after they are established themselves and their market; they replace as many workers as possible with automation.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
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Mystically, this is THE ANSWER to all questions, ultimately.
♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!
The symbol means:
“♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!”: means Woman, Man, Birth, Life, Death, Infinity, DRAMA!!!!!!!!
And no matter we’re you go, East, West, North, or South, that is the story of all human life.
If you don’t believe this, just examine the stories and lives of the people that you love and hate. It all ends the same way; and, it all begins again.
We are all terminal cases; and, what will actually kill everyone is the passage of time; and, time becoming ripe for departure.
Understanding this, should the cause matter? The cause is just a disguise for ripened fruit to fall to the earth.
A Student asks a Guru who has taken a vow of silence: What is the meaning of life?
The guru draws the following symbols on a chalkboard:
♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!
And, then leaves the room.
Everybody thinks about this for a loooooooooong time.
Then they leave, too.
This is my 144th Urban Dictionary entry; and, rightly so. 12 X 12: a magical number!!!!!
Mystically, this is THE ANSWER to all questions, ultimately.
♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!
The symbol means:
“♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!”: means Woman, Man, Birth, Life, Death, Infinity, DRAMA!!!!!!!!
And no matter we’re you go, East, West, North, or South, that is the story of all human life.
If you don’t believe this, just examine the stories and lives of the people that you love and hate. It all ends the same way; and, it all begins again.
We are all terminal cases; and, what will actually kill everyone is the passage of time; and, time becoming ripe for departure.
Understanding this, should the cause matter? The cause is just a disguise for ripened fruit to fall to the earth.
A Student asks a Guru who has taken a vow of silence: What is the meaning of life?
The guru draws the following symbols on a chalkboard:
♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!
And, then leaves the room.
Everybody thinks about this for a loooooooooong time.
Then they leave, too.
This is my 144th Urban Dictionary entry; and, rightly so. 12 X 12: a magical number!!!!!
“♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!”: means Woman, Man, Birth, Life, Death, Infinity, DRAMA!!!!!!!!
And, no matter we’re you go, East, West, North, or South, that is the story of all human life.
And, no matter we’re you go, East, West, North, or South, that is the story of all human life.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 18, 2023
Get the ♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!! mug.To give a public expository speech using vague and uplifting rhetoric; spoken in a sing song rhythmic cadence; as though participating in an open mic poetry slam.
This description is based on the key poetic delivery style elements of rapper and slam poet Lonnie “Common” Rashid Lynn.
This expression was made popular by the Season 2 trailer of the series Woke. The expression will get old when people find their own approach to public speaking; and, stop biting other people’s style. Which — actually — means that this expression will be around for a while!
This description is based on the key poetic delivery style elements of rapper and slam poet Lonnie “Common” Rashid Lynn.
This expression was made popular by the Season 2 trailer of the series Woke. The expression will get old when people find their own approach to public speaking; and, stop biting other people’s style. Which — actually — means that this expression will be around for a while!
Damn! Did you hear him give that best man speech; he was going full Common celebrating the bride and groom. I can’t remember a word he said but it made me feel a lot better about jumping the broom.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 25, 2022
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“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
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