The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023
Get the The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.mug. 212/1.25kg is a name for Hennessy White. In this example, the cognac is being identified by its approximate price for an exact amount. You say: “two twelve/one point two five/Kay Gee!!!!!” with an excited emphasis because if you are offered this as a gift; or, served this by a friend for no other reason than friendship — well, that’s just the definition of a good day!
Even if the price goes up, the name doesn’t change because the name is derived from a first experience of purchasing and drinking this wonderful beverage, which — if you need to know — is 40% alcohol by volume. A perfect gift for an old man with “old man knees”.
Even if the price goes up, the name doesn’t change because the name is derived from a first experience of purchasing and drinking this wonderful beverage, which — if you need to know — is 40% alcohol by volume. A perfect gift for an old man with “old man knees”.
1) Daughter: what should we get Daddy for his birthday.
Son: You know he liked it last year when we got him some of that 212/1.25kg. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it; and, you know he would never buy that for himself.
2) It is NEVER cool to say “212/1.25 kg — because I like my cognac like I like my women!!!!!”. NEVER!!!!!
Son: You know he liked it last year when we got him some of that 212/1.25kg. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it; and, you know he would never buy that for himself.
2) It is NEVER cool to say “212/1.25 kg — because I like my cognac like I like my women!!!!!”. NEVER!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 07, 2023
Get the 212/1.25kgmug. Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt — a headline trumpeting the ridiculous reality that Donald J. Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. There are both video tape and photographs to prove this beyond a shadow of a doubt.
I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons for reading American secrets after their infiltration of Trumps compound?
Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt.
I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons for reading American secrets after their infiltration of Trumps compound?
Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt.
Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. This is Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt. There are both video footage and photographs to document this.
Yikes!!!!
Yikes!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023
Get the Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubtmug. “If…were a person” is a catch all formulaic phrase designed to foreground the actions of a person as so definitive that their picture should be found under the definition of the word or phrase.
If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.
Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.
If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.
Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.
Correct ways of using the formula: “If…were a person.”
If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.
If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.
If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.
If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2022
Get the If…were a personmug. DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.
The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.
Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.
The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.
Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.
I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023
Get the DeSantis curiousmug. The Great White NOPE! — a term that applies primarily to people like former “Nice-President” Mike Pence and “white wading boot wearing” Ron DeSantis. Secondarily the term also applies to tapioca, tofu, and hospital produced rice pudding. What all of these have in common is that the leave a bad taste in your mouth and often cause gas!
Even the NRA booed Mike Pence; and, Republican surrogates are declaring Ron DeSantis unelectable outside of Florida because of the six week abortion law he just enacted.
DeSantis, when asked the location of the clitoris replied that it was located in the back of a woman’s throat proved himself to be a man of his generation who may have gotten his sex education from adult movies that were filmed in Florida.
FLORIDA PRIDE!!!!!!!!!
If “unelectable” or “un-electability” were a person, these two men would complete for the privilege of personifying these words.
Even the NRA booed Mike Pence; and, Republican surrogates are declaring Ron DeSantis unelectable outside of Florida because of the six week abortion law he just enacted.
DeSantis, when asked the location of the clitoris replied that it was located in the back of a woman’s throat proved himself to be a man of his generation who may have gotten his sex education from adult movies that were filmed in Florida.
FLORIDA PRIDE!!!!!!!!!
If “unelectable” or “un-electability” were a person, these two men would complete for the privilege of personifying these words.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 17, 2023
Get the The Great White NOPE!mug. Trump Drama — The penchant of the twice impeached failed president to find himself the “king of fucked up firsts”:
— The first President to have no political or military experience
— The first President to be charged with a felony after leaving office
— The first President to be charged with rape while in office
— The first President to be charged with rape after leaving office
— The first President to be found liable for sexual abuse
— The President with the most publicly documented lies told while in office (30,573 over four years as documented by The Washington Post ) including lying about the outcome of the 2020 election.
— The first President to interrupt the peaceful transfer of power in this nations history.
Ironically, Trump wants to be a king and he is “The King of Fucked Up First”.
Thank God he is the Republican front runner for the 2024 elections. Only he can save us.
— The first President to have no political or military experience
— The first President to be charged with a felony after leaving office
— The first President to be charged with rape while in office
— The first President to be charged with rape after leaving office
— The first President to be found liable for sexual abuse
— The President with the most publicly documented lies told while in office (30,573 over four years as documented by The Washington Post ) including lying about the outcome of the 2020 election.
— The first President to interrupt the peaceful transfer of power in this nations history.
Ironically, Trump wants to be a king and he is “The King of Fucked Up First”.
Thank God he is the Republican front runner for the 2024 elections. Only he can save us.
The Republican Party is tired of Trump Drama; and, quite a few members have become DeSantis Curious.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023
Get the Trump Dramamug.