Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Milkman

mental horse issues

When you have a hentai account on Instagram to cope with your fear and PTSD of Horses and horse memorabilia

That guy definitely has Mental Horse Issues, he shivers at the Sight of a saddle.

The eerie sensation when a close friend asks if anyone wants Christmas tickles and you feel uncomfortable and slightly afraid.

Darfwa: Does anyone want Christmas tickles?

Judice: um, no?

Someone who is ubsessed wit porn

Mlky by Milkman May 13, 2004

The force behind the UK TV scene. Raising the bar above all the others. Known for there high standards and quality.

thats a Dupe; grab the m00tv version, it was released hours ago, and it looks and sounds great.

m00tv by MilkMan September 10, 2003

Fear of fecal matter. Particularly caused by watching Fecal Japan or seeing things you shouldn't on rotten.com

After fecal Japanime I was so fecalphobic I coudln't go into the shitter, so I just dropped trow outside.

Black girl. When black girls forget to put on lotion they turn a gray color.

Yo man! That grey girl last night at the party was nasty! And you danced with her!

GRAY GIRL by Milkman April 1, 2003