Mikey T's definitions

ogritis

A fictional disease that people say a very tall person may have. The disease carrier will be over 6 foot 6 inches, appear very lanky and awkward, and often will be very obnoxious and loud.

I hung out with the basketball team yesterday and i think they all have ogritis.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

blarfenstein

(noun) The vomit of a person of Germanic descent.

Everyone please step around the blarfenstein, Barvo ate too much.

by Mikey T December 16, 2004

gorilla warfare

What you may sometimes see only in movies, where man actually has to fight apes strategically in a war scenario.

There is some great gorilla warfare in both the movies Congo and Planet of the Apes.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

rope-a-dope

The act of tying crack cocaine on the end of a rope, and making crack addicts chase it around the ghetto.

There's nothin to do. You guys wanna go downtown and play rope-a-dope?

by Mikey T January 29, 2005

Old-hoe Saggins

Taken from the popular "Lord of the Rings" character Frod Baggins, Old-hoe Saggins is what you refer to an older lady whose boobs are drooping

I went to that party last night, and it was just full of Old-hoe saggins!

by Mikey T December 16, 2004

flame device

Noun meaning lighter. Or any object used for lighting a fire.

Pass me the flame device so i can light this Philadelphia cigar.

by Mikey T January 25, 2005

Dick Trickle

A very rare, but serious sexually transmitted disease only found in rural areas of Mozambique.

Kanamatu, I've been a doctor for 24 years and have never seen a case of Dick Trickle quite that bad!

by Mikey T January 28, 2005