Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mikes x Hellen Keller

Dolphin Dick

When your pee hole is on top of your wiener like a dolphin's blowhole.

Bruh, I think I have Dolphin Dick.

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The shittiest thing a man will experience in their dull, dull life.

I want to die, because of Jock Itch of course.

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A rehab center for fags who cant stop buying v-bucks

“Yo dude you really need to look into fortcunt it can help you”

Neat mike or messy mike is a messy man who drinks out of an aliens head, plays car soccer and gets a boner over Hellen Keller

Why are you playing pubg you are almost as gay as neatmike

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Neatmike or messy mike is a guy who is really neat. How neat? Well he plays car soccer wants to be kronovi and gets a Boner over Hellen Keller

Neatmike is gay ha•••••ha••••••ha

Tru doh

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