pussy pleaser

a man who knows how to please a woman

all the ladies know i'm a pussy pleaser

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

red rain

when you have a female on the rag drip the blood on you face

we were so horny she red rained on my head.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

dirty penguin

when one of the grooms men has sex with the bride on the wedding day

He is such a dirty penguin. He fucked his brothers wife in the bathroom on their wedding day.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

golden doughnut

when you have anal sex and you piss in the asshole

I gave her a golden doughnut last night

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

Golden doughnut shake

when you piss in someone's ass and then shucks it out

last night i drank amanda's golden doughnut shake.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

sandpaper pussy

a black girls pussy who doesn't shave because black hair is alot stiffer than white hair

Ricky got himself some of that snadpaper pussy last night.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

red ring

when you are have sex a very tight girl and you are so rough that you rip her pussy wider causing a ring of blood around your dick

I guess she wasn't as experienced as she thought because in the morning we discovered a red ring.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005