MikeSynonymous's definitions

twittocracy

A society governed solely by the aggregated opinions of the majority via the internet using social media.

"Your Freedom" the new political social media service from the UK government is a step towards a twittocracy.

by MikeSynonymous July 7, 2010

Chegwin

To use comic material developed by another comedian, attempting to pass it off as your own. Often done without giving the other comedian credit for it, especially on the internet.

I just tweeted an awesome one liner, but I'm afraid someone might Chegwin it.

by MikeSynonymous October 22, 2010

milliard

A thousand times a million is a milliard, not to be confused with a billion, which is a million times a million.

I used to be a millionaire with only 900 million pounds, then I sold my mansion and now I have over a milliard pounds! Now I'm a milliardaire!

by MikeSynonymous August 27, 2013

Horsegate

"To shut the stable door after the horse has bolted", an idiom as old as horsemanship. Now it has a one shorthand, Hashtag friendly word to define the entire concept due to David Cameron and Razor the police horse in the scandal referred to as Horsegate. The origins on Gate as a suffix are in the Watergate trials of Richard Nixon

Getting health insurance after your first paragliding accident is a bit horsegate.

by MikeSynonymous June 20, 2012

last minute

The ultimate moment of opportunity, just before it is too late. Sometimes last minute is actually too little too late, but most of the time in underdog situations the last minute is a great time to accomplish goals

"I'm making a last minute dash to the shop before it closes, does anyone need anything?"

by MikeSynonymous June 20, 2012

laundryball

A sport that almost all men play, whereby they yeet their dirty underwear into the laundry hamper from wherever they happen to be when they remove them.

"Would you stop playing laundryball, you are bad at it, and I am tired of always picking up your dirty underwear from the floor!"

by MikeSynonymous March 11, 2021

whymoaning

The source of mansplaining, men over explain things because women use why questions to complain or moan about the way things are based on their observations and criticisms of their surroundings.

Wife: "Why are your underwear on the floor?"
Husband: "Stop whymoaning, either pick them up, or tell me to pick them up and I will! Unless you do of course want me to mansplain the sport of laundryball"

by MikeSynonymous March 11, 2021