Mike the Ekim's definitions

pedal steel guitar

An awesome instrument that nobody knows how to play.

I wish I could play a pedal steel guitar.

by Mike the Ekim January 13, 2006

square dance

An "activity" that high school gym teachers use to force teenagers into dancing with members of the opposite sex that they're not attracted to.

Damnit! I got Ashley as my square dance partner! I wanted have my girlfriend as my partner, but her partner is Ashley's boyfriend!

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

New Jersey

The grey area between New York City and Philadelphia.

From where I am in New Jersey I can get to Philadelphia in less than a half-hour and New York City in less than 2 hours.

by Mike the Ekim April 12, 2006

Barney

a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people

My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.

by Mike the Ekim April 24, 2006

cell phone

A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.

Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

Person

A byproduct of a sexual encounter between two other people.

Every single person you know only exists because two other people boinked, including those two other people, and the two other people whose liason resulted in their existence, ad infinitum.

by Mike the Ekim January 20, 2009

William Shakespeare

A guy that makes absolutely no sense, but is cool anyway.

William Shakespeare is the man even though I have no clue what the hell he's saying!

by Mike the Ekim May 7, 2005