nub guzzler

one who sucks off midgets.

That fuckin Scott is a real nub guzzler.

by Mike Hunt June 15, 2006

slinky

when one masturbates excessively. and ones penis become rather long and droopy. similar to the childs toy sharing the same name.

black kids usualy have slinkies because they have no other toys to play with when they are young.

by mike hunt December 31, 2004

knobjockey

arse bandit

oliver you're such a knobjockey

by mike hunt August 19, 2003

Bartone

That Asian bitch that was gonna give Kyle head for a nickel.

The Dot-Head

by Mike Hunt February 04, 2004

dildoslapper

A Doosh, whackamo-er or a burns

Burns your such a dildoslapper

by Mike Hunt April 03, 2004

copenhagen

Brand of chewing tobacco, comes in Long Cut, Snuff, and Black (bourbon flavored).

by Mike Hunt August 02, 2003

Spedal

Someone who is specal ed, and special. fucktard, special, retard

Sarah was so spedal after she knocked back a couple rum and cokes in Mexico.

by Mike Hunt October 03, 2004