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Definitions by Mike Shields

Confuzzed 

A mixture of confuse and fuzzy in the past tense. Fuzzy comes from Fuzzy Logic. Literally, with fuzz.
He explained the directions and I started to take them, but after awhile, I was confuzzed.
Confuzzed by Mike Shields September 30, 2025
Something that is obvious to everyone else except for you, as you can't see it; especially in chess.
He made a move I didn't even see and won a piece. I'm a total blindo!
Blindo by Mike Shields September 28, 2024

himbolicious 

The male version of a woman that's divalicious; a tool.
See that guy over there with the ginger? He's extremely himbolicious!!!
himbolicious by Mike Shields November 13, 2020

obnoxrageous 

portmanteau of obnoxious, and outrageous. Something that's really wild to the point of being annoyingly cool.
I like the part where she kisses the billionaire. It’s really obnoxrageous.
obnoxrageous by Mike Shields January 19, 2008

Hellmuthery 

Of or pertaining to, Phil Hellmuth Jr.'s conduct either at, or away from the table either before, after, or during a poker tournament.
Ted's Hellmuthery was superseded by my own, when I tossed my cards into the muck.
Hellmuthery by Mike Shields December 9, 2007