courtesy wave

After signalling, being given room to change, and changing lanes, a driver should wave, indicating 'thanks' for the room given.

I cut him off and gave a courtesy wave; he gave me the courtesy finger.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. February 08, 2007

dog whistle comment

A surreptitious inclusion of code words or phrases that will be heard by some of those listening, while not disturbing the other listeners, who may not appreciate the hidden message(s).

President George W. Bush is constantly littering his speeches with dog whistle comments meant for the religious right, so that he can tell them what they wants to hear, while not offending those who aren't evangelical or born again. (paraphrase of text by Ian Welsh, on his Agonist blog)

by Mike P. Grant, esq. October 05, 2006

lobot

1) Someone who behaves in a robotic manner due to the removal of their frontal lobe through a process known as a lobotomy. 2) A derogatory term used to describe a person behaving as if they have been lobotomized, though they still have their frontal lobe intact and fully functional.

1) Daughter of lobotomized man: "I was at the Center all day yesterday, navigating Dad through all of the lobots."
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2) Woman: "Man, I had a date with this total lobot last night. I spent most of the time deciding whether to sip my drink or visit the powder room."

by Mike P. Grant, esq. August 05, 2007

courtesy finger

A gesture that occurs after a driver, indicator flashing, is not given proper room to change lanes, and must forcibly wedge his car into the desired lane.

He didn't let me in, so, after I cut him off to get over, I gave the fucker my courtesy finger.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. February 08, 2007

skrunk

Very, very drunk. Derived from combining crunk and skunk. Means "Crunk as a skunk."

He is so skrunk, I thought he might diddle that ginch.

by Mike P. Grant, esq. April 12, 2006

huMilliVanilliated

To be publicly exposed in grand fashion.

Man, did you see that bitch get slammed by that other bitch? She was totally huMilliVanilliated. Jesus Fucking Christ, I'm glad I'm not her. Thank you, Jesus, for sparing me such a fate. Amen.

by Mike P. Grant, esq. October 14, 2006

sumbrella

An umbrella specifically designated for use to prevent sunlight from burning human skin. synonymous with 'parasol', and derived from the terms 'sun' and 'umbrella'.

Da sun is burning my fucking skin. Gimme dat sumbrella you sumbitch.

by Mike P. Grant, esq. September 04, 2006