1) Someone who behaves in a robotic manner due to the removal of their frontal lobe through a process known as a lobotomy. 2) A derogatory term used to describe a person behaving as if they have been lobotomized, though they still have their frontal lobe intact and fully functional.
1) Daughter of lobotomized man: "I was at the Center all day yesterday, navigating Dad through all of the lobots."
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2) Woman: "Man, I had a date with this total lobot last night. I spent most of the time deciding whether to sip my drink or visit the powder room."
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2) Woman: "Man, I had a date with this total lobot last night. I spent most of the time deciding whether to sip my drink or visit the powder room."
by Mike P. Grant, esq. August 05, 2007
A gesture that occurs after a driver, indicator flashing, is not given proper room to change lanes, and must forcibly wedge his car into the desired lane.
by Mike P. Grant, Esq. February 08, 2007
by Mike P. Grant, esq. April 12, 2006
An umbrella specifically designated for use to prevent sunlight from burning human skin. synonymous with 'parasol', and derived from the terms 'sun' and 'umbrella'.
by Mike P. Grant, esq. September 04, 2006
The face you make when you're letting one go. The aligning of certain contours of your face is thought to have an impact on your ability to release anal gases.
by Mike P. Grant, Esq. March 19, 2007
Man, did you see that bitch get slammed by that other bitch? She was totally huMilliVanilliated. Jesus Fucking Christ, I'm glad I'm not her. Thank you, Jesus, for sparing me such a fate. Amen.
by Mike P. Grant, esq. October 14, 2006
After signalling, being given room to change, and changing lanes, a driver should wave, indicating 'thanks' for the room given.
by Mike P. Grant, Esq. February 08, 2007