Definitions by Mike P. Grant, esq.

lobot 

1) Someone who behaves in a robotic manner due to the removal of their frontal lobe through a process known as a lobotomy. 2) A derogatory term used to describe a person behaving as if they have been lobotomized, though they still have their frontal lobe intact and fully functional.

1) Daughter of lobotomized man: "I was at the Center all day yesterday, navigating Dad through all of the lobots."
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2) Woman: "Man, I had a date with this total lobot last night. I spent most of the time deciding whether to sip my drink or visit the powder room."

lobot by Mike P. Grant, esq. August 5, 2007

bowlstainer

A crap so bad it is said to stain the toilet bowl. This can be due to the size of the crap, or, alternatively, because of the painful feeling incurred before or during said crap, probably caused by the food ingested to create the aforementioned crap.

Don't go in there yet. I just dropped a bowlstainer.

bowlstainer by Mike P. Grant, Esq. May 25, 2007

subbtle 

Obvious, heavy-handed. The opposite of subtle. (The 'bb' is pronounced.)

The movie's syrupy score was so subbtle, you had no choice of how to watch it. It was a weepy melodrama. Period.

subbtle by Mike P. Grant, Esq. March 19, 2007

fart face

The face you make when you're letting one go. The aligning of certain contours of your face is thought to have an impact on your ability to release anal gases.

Honey, you look funny when you're making your fart face.

fart face by Mike P. Grant, Esq. March 19, 2007

courtesy finger 

A gesture that occurs after a driver, indicator flashing, is not given proper room to change lanes, and must forcibly wedge his car into the desired lane.

He didn't let me in, so, after I cut him off to get over, I gave the fucker my courtesy finger.

courtesy finger by Mike P. Grant, Esq. February 8, 2007

courtesy wave 

After signalling, being given room to change, and changing lanes, a driver should wave, indicating 'thanks' for the room given.

I cut him off and gave a courtesy wave; he gave me the courtesy finger.

courtesy wave by Mike P. Grant, Esq. February 8, 2007

huMilliVanilliated 

To be publicly exposed in grand fashion.

Man, did you see that bitch get slammed by that other bitch? She was totally huMilliVanilliated. Jesus Fucking Christ, I'm glad I'm not her. Thank you, Jesus, for sparing me such a fate. Amen.

huMilliVanilliated by Mike P. Grant, esq. October 14, 2006