Mike P. Grant, Esq.'s definitions

lobot

1) Someone who behaves in a robotic manner due to the removal of their frontal lobe through a process known as a lobotomy. 2) A derogatory term used to describe a person behaving as if they have been lobotomized, though they still have their frontal lobe intact and fully functional.

1) Daughter of lobotomized man: "I was at the Center all day yesterday, navigating Dad through all of the lobots."
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2) Woman: "Man, I had a date with this total lobot last night. I spent most of the time deciding whether to sip my drink or visit the powder room."

by Mike P. Grant, esq. August 5, 2007

subbtle

Obvious, heavy-handed. The opposite of subtle. (The 'bb' is pronounced.)

The movie's syrupy score was so subbtle, you had no choice of how to watch it. It was a weepy melodrama. Period.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. March 19, 2007

courtesy wave

After signalling, being given room to change, and changing lanes, a driver should wave, indicating 'thanks' for the room given.

I cut him off and gave a courtesy wave; he gave me the courtesy finger.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. February 8, 2007

dog whistle comment

A surreptitious inclusion of code words or phrases that will be heard by some of those listening, while not disturbing the other listeners, who may not appreciate the hidden message(s).

President George W. Bush is constantly littering his speeches with dog whistle comments meant for the religious right, so that he can tell them what they wants to hear, while not offending those who aren't evangelical or born again. (paraphrase of text by Ian Welsh, on his Agonist blog)

by Mike P. Grant, esq. October 5, 2006

skrunk

Very, very drunk. Derived from combining crunk and skunk. Means "Crunk as a skunk."

He is so skrunk, I thought he might diddle that ginch.

by Mike P. Grant, esq. April 12, 2006

bowlstainer

A crap so bad it is said to stain the toilet bowl. This can be due to the size of the crap, or, alternatively, because of the painful feeling incurred before or during said crap, probably caused by the food ingested to create the aforementioned crap.

Don't go in there yet. I just dropped a bowlstainer.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. May 25, 2007

huMilliVanilliated

To be publicly exposed in grand fashion.

Man, did you see that bitch get slammed by that other bitch? She was totally huMilliVanilliated. Jesus Fucking Christ, I'm glad I'm not her. Thank you, Jesus, for sparing me such a fate. Amen.

by Mike P. Grant, esq. October 14, 2006