Mike Hunt 's definitions

crotchy

1: crotch-like; especially in action, speech, or thought
2: being a self-centered asshole

that guy sure is crotchy today. what a jerk.

by mike hunt January 6, 2004

mexican belt fight

the ancient art of fighting with leather belts or straps usualy with either a cow bell or a big rodeo style belt buckle until either of the fighters has been knocked unconcious

rodney and orlando got into a mexican belt fight orlando still has the letter R imbedded in his forehead from rodneys rodeo belt buckle

by mike hunt February 21, 2005

knobjockey

arse bandit

oliver you're such a knobjockey

by mike hunt August 19, 2003

owned

What Jeremy says when he can't compete.

used in a conversation he is intellectually outclassed in:

"You've been owned because blah, blah, blah... my little pussy hurts. Can I go home now?"

by Mike Hunt August 24, 2004

wasabi

A word transformed into slag terms from a japanese sauce

Spencer: Was-up-b?
marcelo: Chillaxin g!

by mike hunt November 6, 2003

Karl Stebral

A Homosexual fish that enjoys felching

Hey, look at that karl stebral over there felching!

by Mike Hunt November 7, 2003

hit the skins

To thrust one's penis inside a vagina repeatedly.

Dseeamn, I'm gonna be hittin the skins with yo mama tonight.

by mike hunt February 11, 2003