Mike Hunt's definitions

kes

A poor little rat man who invites himself over, and thinks he knows everything. A gossipking.

that bloody kes wants to comeover to my household.

by Mike Hunt October 31, 2003

BBBA

the Bit Between the Bollocks and the Arse

i felt a rumbling and my brown sauce erupted out of my bronze eye and all across my BBBA!

by Mike Hunt April 11, 2003

wenis

A small(wee)Penis

Hahahah nice wenis sal!!

by Mike Hunt February 19, 2004

copenhagen

Brand of chewing tobacco, comes in Long Cut, Snuff, and Black (bourbon flavored).

by Mike Hunt August 2, 2003

owned

What Jeremy says when he can't compete.

used in a conversation he is intellectually outclassed in:

"You've been owned because blah, blah, blah... my little pussy hurts. Can I go home now?"

by Mike Hunt August 24, 2004

skiddy cracker

Word invented for stupid purposes

"skiddy cracker, crutch, crutch, ya mum!"

by Mike Hunt October 17, 2003

Bluebird

A cunt who comes from Cardiff.

Fuck i think he was a Bluebird...lets batter him!!!

by mike hunt December 11, 2003