Mike Hilton's definitions

minge juice

The juice from a minge,

"Oh my god drink my minge juice"
"my pants are so wet, i think its all the minge juice"

by Mike Hilton September 27, 2005

wank tramp

A member of the homeless comunity who masterbates on street corners for, 'a living'

Hey...look at that wank tramp, give him some money.

by Mike Hilton July 27, 2007

Cock Shadow

A cock shadow is simply a shadow made from your cock, this can be achieved by being in a certain type of light and at a certain angle.
only trained people can achive this after years of hard practice.

Hey look.....johns cock shadow looks as if its on billys head.

by Mike Hilton July 27, 2007

choud

A short but wide pennis. Wider than long! Almost the same shape as a 'Hollands Meat Pie'

Boy: (Drops Pants)
Girl: "Oh my days, you have a choud, it looks like a pie"
Boy: And can i get some peno

by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007

Peno

A shortend term for penetration during a sex act! only 1 silibal so sex can be achieved much quicker.

"Come her love, let me mount you and give you some peno"

by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007

salt mac

At McDonalds, you repeatedly add more and more sachets of salt on to your mates Mac when you have conveniently asked them to go and get you another tomato sauce. Hide/drink their drink and wait till they take a bite!

Aye up hes on his way back, cant wait till he takes a bite of his salt mac, i hope he dehydrates.

by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007

big tens

Big Tens is a similar action to high fiving only twive at the same time! (2 Hands/10 Fingers) this is therefore twice the enjoyment in the same amount of time, the less sexual 3 some if you will.

Kev: Just lost my virginity High Five
Dave: This is too good for high fives, Big tens mate!

Also look on the big tens group on facebook (called 'BIG TENS')

by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007