Definitions by Mike Hilton

choud 

A short but wide pennis. Wider than long! Almost the same shape as a 'Hollands Meat Pie'

Boy: (Drops Pants)
Girl: "Oh my days, you have a choud, it looks like a pie"
Boy: And can i get some peno

choud by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007

Peno

A shortend term for penetration during a sex act! only 1 silibal so sex can be achieved much quicker.

"Come her love, let me mount you and give you some peno"

Peno by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007

salt mac 

At McDonalds, you repeatedly add more and more sachets of salt on to your mates Mac when you have conveniently asked them to go and get you another tomato sauce. Hide/drink their drink and wait till they take a bite!

Aye up hes on his way back, cant wait till he takes a bite of his salt mac, i hope he dehydrates.

salt mac by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007

big tens 

Big Tens is a similar action to high fiving only twive at the same time! (2 Hands/10 Fingers) this is therefore twice the enjoyment in the same amount of time, the less sexual 3 some if you will.

Kev: Just lost my virginity High Five
Dave: This is too good for high fives, Big tens mate!

Also look on the big tens group on facebook (called 'BIG TENS')

big tens by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007

virgin 6er 

A Virgin 6er is someone who has gone without sex for 6 months, there body has not been subject to any peno for 178 days therefore a virgin title must be placed on them as a reminder of their torment

oh eye mate todays the day 178! you are officially a virgin 6er, how do you feel?

virgin 6er by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007

wank tramp 

A member of the homeless comunity who masterbates on street corners for, 'a living'

Hey...look at that wank tramp, give him some money.

wank tramp by Mike Hilton July 27, 2007

Cock Shadow 

A cock shadow is simply a shadow made from your cock, this can be achieved by being in a certain type of light and at a certain angle.
only trained people can achive this after years of hard practice.

Hey look.....johns cock shadow looks as if its on billys head.

Cock Shadow by Mike Hilton July 27, 2007