Mike C.'s definitions

UMass

University of Massachusetts. "UMass" most likely refers to the largest and most popular Amherst campus.

Also may be refered to as "ZooMass."

Hey, did you hear about that kid from UMass? He got drunk and fell off his hotel balcony! He's in a coma!

by Mike C. December 10, 2003

CT

Short for communtiy thread.

I like to post on the CT.

by Mike C. September 26, 2004

Pringles

The girl that sleeps with everyone and thinks she's important because its her birthday.

Pringles was gangbanged by a bunch of puertoricans yesterday.

by Mike C. October 28, 2003

crotch it

when you're riding in a car with a drink in your hand and you have nowhere to set it down, so you put it in your crotch so you don't have to hang on to it anymore.

"I had nowhere to put my drink so i had to crotch it so i could smoke a cigarette."

by Mike C. February 3, 2005

ridge

A gentle slop or hill.

Look at those ridge's over the hill.

by Mike C. December 2, 2004

Verison

When you cum in a womans ear and then say "can you hear me now?".

Yo man, last night a gave this girl a verison!

by Mike C. March 11, 2005