Mike Blaszczak's definitions

palooka

A fighter who isn't any good, or takes a dive.

"If I had taken the dive, I'd have a one-way ticket to palookaville."

by Mike Blaszczak February 15, 2004

chiba

A prefecture in Japan, across the Toyko bay from the capital.

I fell asleep on the Yamanote line train and woke up in Chiba.

by Mike Blaszczak January 5, 2005

cred

short for "credibility". An ability to inspire belief in others.

David Hasselhoff has no street cred.

by Mike Blaszczak June 9, 2004

Four Banger

A calculator that supports only, or only a few more functions than, the four basic math operators: addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division.

The Burroughs Model C3660 was a popular four banger calculator.

by Mike Blaszczak August 15, 2006

preash

Short for "I appreciate it". Pronounced "preesh", like the middle of "aPPRECiate".

"I got you another beer."
"Presash!"

"Preash for getting the printouts."

by Mike Blaszczak May 29, 2005

micronym

A word defined by somoene on urbandictionary.com just because they and their two friends made it up and use it. Nobody else will use it, since they the word's definition is only known in their microcosm.

I'm sorry you got sick, but that's no reason to define something like S.T.Diesed.

by Mike Blaszczak December 17, 2003

SOMC

Still On My Chair. SOMC is an antoynm of ROTFLMAO.

So the bartender says: "Why the long face?" ROTFLMAO.
SOMC.

by Mike Blaszczak December 7, 2003