bialach

Bialach: Ejaculating in someone else's eye.

I accidently gave her a bialach. Nah, actually it wasn't an accident...

by Mike B January 13, 2004

wookie nookie

Having sex with a mate that has an overabundance of pubic hair.

The thoughts of having wookie nookie with her make me ill.

by mike b January 29, 2004

riff

Something that nu metal bands can't seem to use with good effect.

no needed

by Mike B July 02, 2003

negroid

Of or being a major human racial classification traditionally distinguished by physical characteristics such as brown to black pigmentation and often tightly curled hair and including peoples indigenous to sub-Saharan Africa.

Scientist 1: This negroid seems to have sustained significant burn tramas to the skin.

Scientist 2: He was most likely burned at the stake by a divition of the Klu Klux Klan.

Scientist 1: What should we do? This guy looks like hes about to die,

Scientist 2: Good, let that nigger die.. breathing our air. Shit fuck! cough cough. I mean, umm, we must do every medical procedure available to us to save this man from this horrible death.

by Mike B July 16, 2008

niggertoid

One who is of SUCH niggerdum that calling him or her just a 'nigger' would be a compliment.

"That guy's a doushebag!"

"Yeah, what a fucking niggertoid"

by Mike B February 12, 2005

the yamakah condition

Also known as Septilactic-Conjuntive Turburculosis,or Torquemada's disease,the Yamakah Condition is a disorder in male pattern baldness that causes a eliptical area of hairlessness. It was a common disease during the Spanish Inquisition and has become spreading epidemic in modern day Myanmar. Although there is no known cure for this disease, scientist researching this unexplained disorder have discovered that it is most likely a mutated version of the Ebola virus.

Guy 1: Dude! Check out Emilios hair today, what up with that?

Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed with Yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.

Guy 1: Oh.

by Mike B May 26, 2005

MILFWCWHMP

This word is commonly used when describing an incredibly attractive mom who has a child with down syndrome, early on-set of alzheimers or any other mental illnessees. Stand for: Mother I'd Like to Fuck With a Child Who Has Mental Problems. Many find it funny and entertaining because of its remote chances of occuring.

Wow, Ari the retard is incredibly gross, why does he make noises like that?

Yeh he is, but is moms a MILFWCWHMP!

by mike b April 25, 2005