Mike B's definitions

the yamakah condition

Also known as Septilactic-Conjuntive Turburculosis,or Torquemada's disease,the Yamakah Condition is a disorder in male pattern baldness that causes a eliptical area of hairlessness. It was a common disease during the Spanish Inquisition and has become spreading epidemic in modern day Myanmar. Although there is no known cure for this disease, scientist researching this unexplained disorder have discovered that it is most likely a mutated version of the Ebola virus.

Guy 1: Dude! Check out Emilios hair today, what up with that?

Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed with Yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.

Guy 1: Oh.

by Mike B May 26, 2005

bevet

Derived from a particularly zealous user on fark.com. In general use can be used to refer to most general fanatics and fanboys.

Summon the bevets!

by mike b October 18, 2003

cunt globe

When a woman's vaginal area is strech to such an extreme that you can fit your face inside of it.

Your mom had such a cunt globe we fit both me and DJ's head inside of it!! what a whore!

by mike b March 18, 2005

niggertoid

One who is of SUCH niggerdum that calling him or her just a 'nigger' would be a compliment.

"That guy's a doushebag!"

"Yeah, what a fucking niggertoid"

by Mike B February 12, 2005

bialach

Bialach: Ejaculating in someone else's eye.

I accidently gave her a bialach. Nah, actually it wasn't an accident...

by Mike B January 13, 2004

negroid

Of or being a major human racial classification traditionally distinguished by physical characteristics such as brown to black pigmentation and often tightly curled hair and including peoples indigenous to sub-Saharan Africa.

Scientist 1: This negroid seems to have sustained significant burn tramas to the skin.

Scientist 2: He was most likely burned at the stake by a divition of the Klu Klux Klan.

Scientist 1: What should we do? This guy looks like hes about to die,

Scientist 2: Good, let that nigger die.. breathing our air. Shit fuck! cough cough. I mean, umm, we must do every medical procedure available to us to save this man from this horrible death.

by Mike B July 16, 2008

Commack

Commack is on Long Island, that's in NY by the way. Filled with every type of people imaginable, but we get along. Every nationality, every age group, every personality, and every clique. It's filled with potheads, whores, geniuses, and socialites. There are daddy's girls, independent sons-of-bitches and those who you just can't define. It's a metropolis of the most interesting people you will meet, from the most disgusting to the most amazing people. You just need to find your place among them, because for the most part any circle of friends will have someone unlike them in it.

Commack itself is the best example

by Mike B July 11, 2004