snowflakes

A euphemism for cocaine, or crack rock.

When Johnny told me that he was shaving snowflakes, I thought he was going crazy!

by Mike April 07, 2004

one eyed trouser trout

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm

Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait

by Mike September 14, 2003

shoulder load

When a man blows his load on someone's shoulder, usually occurs in an MMMF foursome by the awkward third dude.

The mouth was busy, so I totally dropped a shoulder load.

I woke up with a shoulder load today, last night was sketchy.

by Mike January 13, 2006

hat dancing

a style of dance involving grabbing at the brim of your hat, or spinning your hat around your head, usually while doing the wordvancouver hopword

hat dancing was never cool

by mike August 06, 2003

aeg

it means that you own the person!

- scones was killed by mik's headshot!

"lewl" AEGD! totalt

by mike March 29, 2003

metric system

A base 10 system of measurement the American public is too stupid to use.

see the 1960's-current

by mike February 13, 2004

oll

A n00b's typo. Correct spelling is 'lol'.

Human says: You are an utter disappointment to the human race.
n00b says: thats funny omg oll
Human says: hm?
n00b says: lol*
Human says: ...right.

by Mike December 27, 2004