Boon

a person or object bearing similarities to the baboon

you sir, are a boon

by mike November 25, 2003

Funilla

Funilla -
Fun with a vanilla twist

Created late one night, by some blonde girl eating popcorn.

"That movie was funilla"
"That was rad, yea funilla even"

by Mike January 26, 2005

bangometer

The tool use to measure one's hotness level.

"She's scored an 8 on the bangometer"

by Mike June 18, 2006

Cue ball

the shiny suface on the grape of the monkey I am forced to sit in an office with every damn day

The gunners cue ball was blinding me as he was dancing for the milk man.

by Mike November 26, 2003

wangnut

Someone considered to be "off his/her rocker." Sometimes used for oriental people.

"Dude, he had too much to drink. He's acting like a total wangnut!"

by Mike October 02, 2003

crt

Cathode Ray Tan- an extreme level of paleness often found in computer geeks resulting from a lack of exposure to natural light.

Guy 1: hey man u so pale, I see you been working on your CRT.
Guy 2: yeah been playing Starcraft for 2 weeks straight
Guy 1: Got sunglasses *squint*

by Mike December 26, 2003

jhajh

Armenian slang term for cum

I will jhajh on you face
I jhajhed in her mouth

by MIKE April 13, 2005