crammit

a nice mix between crap and damnit.
crammit, I lost my phone.
by mike April 23, 2005
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black acid

Contrary to popular belief, black acid is not an acid/pcp combo, but a type of very, very dirty LSD crystal. The crystal is black, hence the name. The "family" name for this crystal is champagne. Really nasty stuff. The reason for this myth is that the effects of all the impurities alter the trip so much that it's almost like PCP.
You have any of that black acid man? Nastiest shit ever!
by mike August 01, 2004
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first but not foremost

Definition: First in order but not in importance. Not as important, despite being mentioned in the first place. The opposite to "last but not least".
First but not foremost, you have to write very clearly. Second, your writing should be truly original and captivating.

Hello, I see, I am the first guest to arrive but certainly not foremost.
by Mike December 16, 2019
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subherbman

a young rather pimply annoying teen who frequents message and his hated by the world over.
did you read that subherbman's post? what a tool.
by mike April 08, 2004
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boilerplate

1. The standardized, non-specific parts of a contract; the fine print that gets tacked on by lawyers to protect themselves and their clients.

2. The unsubscription notice at the bottom of bulk emails from the spam operations that bother to pretend that they comply with the CANSPAM legislation. (first used by Paul Graham in his groundbreaking essays on spam)

Origin: The American Press Association shared its building with a sheet-iron processing plant when it was founded 1892. Chicago printers dubbed the noisy American Press offices a boilerplate factory, and boilerplate became the word used to refer to the third-rate filler that the syndicated news agency turned out.
The failure of Urban Dictionary to exercise or enforce any right or provision of the TOS shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. If any provision, or portion of any provision, of the TOS is found by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, the parties nevertheless agree that the court should endeavor to enact the intentions of the TOS. Under any circumstances other provisions of the TOS shall remain in full force and effect. You, the user, agree that regardless of any statute or law to the contrary, any claim or cause of action arising out of, or related to, use of the Service, its content, or the TOS must be filed within two (2) months of the time in which the events giving rise to such claim began, or you agree to waive such claim.
by Mike February 27, 2005
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purple haze

kick ass song by jimi hendrix, strongest naturally grown weed, not laced
man i listened to purple haxe after i smoke that purple haze n i was trippin
by mike June 09, 2004
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sabodish

a gentleman who uses suave and sophistication to get a lot of action, i.e.: sex.
"That guy's a total sabodish. Women fall all over him."
by mike September 27, 2003
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