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bwubs

1. A fat slob

2. A horny fat boy

3. Loves jelly donuts and men.
bwubs is gayyyy...
by mike November 19, 2003
mugGet the bwubsmug.

factasy

a fact that provokes fantasy or is fantastic by itself; a literary or artistic genre that combines complete facticity with unbridled fantasy.
The center of our galaxy tastes like raspberries and smells rum. This factasy is a recent discovery of astronomers.

I am writing a factasy based on recent calculations: each ejaculation contains about 15 terabytes of genetic information transferred at a speed of 5 terabytes per second.
by Mike November 3, 2012
mugGet the factasymug.

Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten
Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!
by Mike May 13, 2005
mugGet the Killing Kittensmug.

elonym

(electronic + Gr. onyma, name; cf. pseudonym, synonym) -- electronic name; the part of electronic address that precedes the sign @.
In our university mail system, all elonyms are made from the first name initial plus the surname minus last letter. My elonym is bjohnso (Bill Johnson).

His elonym is as enigmatic as he is himself: aaa314. Clearly he claims to be alpha, not omega.
by Mike March 30, 2008
mugGet the elonymmug.

windmill

while playing guitar or other stringed instrument, throwing your arm up in a counterclockwise motion, over your head and back down again (making an invisible circle with your hand), striking the strings on the upstroke

invented and perfected by Pete Townshend of the who
by mike November 4, 2004
mugGet the windmillmug.

dweezil-tap

Dubbz dropped like a rock after i dweezil-tapped him
by mike December 8, 2003
mugGet the dweezil-tapmug.

o

Abbreviation for ounce, like an ounce of drugs
"Like Krispy Kreme I was cookin' dem O's" Young Jeezy
by Mike June 17, 2006
mugGet the omug.

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