Mike's definitions

ultrahex

A stupid canadian that hacks into peoples computers for fun.

ultrahex is a stupid canadian that hacks into computers.

by Mike December 22, 2004

highroller

A real high roller is a ghetto rich blood (gang) drug dealer that has a lot of money from hustling.

Yo check that highroller ova there flippin signs'

by Mike August 28, 2003

crunked

To get completely fucked up, by either drinking or smoking.

I got crunked last night.

by Mike January 7, 2005

Tooter

Male reproductive organ.
Also, may be pronounced tootie.

Kelly isn't going to pee in the pool. He just plays with his tooter when he gets nervous.

by Mike January 13, 2005

Cock Foul

1. A term that describes person who is both a cock block and frecuently commits party fouls, espically around girls you are attmpting to hook up with.
2. The combination of the words, "cock block" and "party foul."

Mike is at a party. Mike is talking to this fucking hot ass bitch named Corona. Then Mike's dueschbag friend precedes to approach you. Okay, not so bad. Who cares if he looks like a decroded piece of crap? Maybe you can score some sympathy sex, right? Wrong. Mike's friend then happens to stumble (after his whole two beers) and spill his entire drink all over the leg of Corona. Yes, now his name is Cock Foul.

by Mike September 21, 2004

downerr

person that's always depressed

Yes Christina, downerr is a word... now.

by mike April 16, 2005

courtkira

mike's wife that doesn't have kankles!

mike loves courtkira.

by Mike April 5, 2003