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turdpower

To take control of ones excretion. To hold the power of ones turds.
Man, I had some serious turdpower going on in there.
by Mike May 13, 2005
mugGet the turdpowermug.

tit

by Mike January 2, 2007
mugGet the titmug.

creditor

A bunch of cunts working in an office that want your money, because your a twat and didn't pay them :P
Creditor - people Mik owes
by Mike November 15, 2004
mugGet the creditormug.

warto

small rubber humped devient creature that uses the tips of its fingers to smell and spends a lot of time with its fingers inserted in its anus. can be found leaving notes for milkmen with the words transcribed 'no more cheese!' on it.
"there goes a warto again, taking advantage of the legion of mary"
by Mike March 13, 2003
mugGet the wartomug.

rocks

Big L: A razerblade is an ox fat diamonds is rocks

"Ebonics"
by Mike July 19, 2003
mugGet the rocksmug.

eventify

eventify v trans (event + suffix -ify; cf. stratify)Ð to fill with events, to make more eventful.
Do you want to eventify your life? To make it fuller and brighter? Come to travel with us.

Let's think how we could eventify our next vacation.

You know I love you but our relationship is becoming a routine. I'm looking for some ways to eventify it.

It would be good to eventify one's life to have more fun out of it, but this may be distractive or even destructive for for life itself.
by Mike December 31, 2003
mugGet the eventifymug.

WWE

The original in sports-entertainment. Formally known as World Wrestling Federation until the pandas(World Wildlife Fund) sued them all because of the websites domain. Stars from the WWF/E include Bruno Samartino, "The Game" Triple H, "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers, "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, "The Immortal" Hollywood Hulk Hogan, "The Eight Wonder of the World" Andre The Giant, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, "The People's Champion" The Rock, The Undertaker, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle, Mankind, "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton and "The Docta of Thuganomics" John Cena.
WWF(Wrestling) > WWE > You > Pandas
by Mike March 30, 2005
mugGet the WWEmug.

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