Mike's definitions

pulp

A dangerous mass of pressed vegetable matter, known to cause eye problems if not careful.

Pulp can move, baby!

by Mike August 9, 2005

fwaggot

comes from the old latin root 'fawg' meaning homosexual and 'got' meaning you got pwned.

you are a fwaggot, you are a faggot, but worse

by mike January 16, 2005

quiet you

1. shut up
2. what you say to someone when they outsmart you and don't know what to say.

homer: I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time.
mr peabody: Correction, Homer, you're the second.
sherman: That's right, Mr. Peabody!
mr peabody: Quiet, you.

by mike December 19, 2003

Bennifer

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Afflecks name togther when they where togther

"BENIFFER" Ben + Jennifer

by Mike May 1, 2004

Spifernifik

Special or amazing in every conceivable way. So fantastic that it is beyond belief.

this all inclusive dictionary of dirt is spifernific.

by Mike November 27, 2003

dopple gopper

the space in between ur nuts and ur ass

dude my dopple gopper is itchy as hell

by mike May 13, 2005

twan

a 20 or a gram of weed

Yo, how fat are your twans? 1.3 Grams that's tight

Yo, I hear Mike's got the fattest twans in North Shore

by mike June 18, 2006