Mike's definitions

grocery shot

Having a racing stripe in your underwear.

That fart was kinda wet, it might have left some grocery shot in my underwear.

by Mike March 31, 2005

czar

Common reference to pizza in certain Boston neighborhoods

Lets hit Mario's and grab a czar for lunch

by Mike February 11, 2005

gunch

The nastiest cunt imaginable.

Holy shit, Azza's the worst GUNCH I know.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Jagsgate

celebrity, often used when defining someone cool

as cool as a jag.

by Mike January 25, 2004

handjob

funniest. word. EVAR.

While playing scrabble, I spelled handjob for 57 points.

by Mike September 15, 2004

Damn

The all purpose word.

Example 1: *See's hot girls* Damn.

Example 2: *Your team loses a game* Damn.

Example 3: *You spill coffee on a white shirt* Damn.

by Mike April 4, 2004

gagandeep

this person does not get as much as he gives. this person finds true love with someone who does not feel the same way. at times these individuals can be very aggitating and annoying. They live in great fear of losing there self respect. there looks can be decieving. they are extremely stubborn and self absorbed...

back off gagandeep, just back off!

by mike February 28, 2005