Mike's definitions

strider

the gayest poerson alive.....he bangs my friends girlfriend in the mouth.....he lies about 9th grade hand jobs and blows for cocain....he plays socom 2 and his name is BuZZcoCK

that guy is as gay as strider

by mike December 5, 2004

cerebrity

cerebrity n (Lat. cerebrum, brain; cf. celebrity) Ð a brainy, cerebral person who is emotionally dry, detached and restrained; a famous, well-publicized intellectual.

I try to avoid meetings with such cerebrities. All they have to say is in their books.

by Mike December 31, 2003

noitalucso

To kiss (must be said in a french accent)

I love it when you noitalucso me especially upon my neck!

by Mike August 7, 2003

weird nj

A crap magazine that is full of stupid stories from pussy, punk-ass kids who go to those locations, ruin them by vandalising them and having them closed down or demolished because of their stupid ideas.

I WANTED to go to Demons Alley, but because Weird NJ told every stupid ass kid and his brother about it, they got their first, ruined everything, and it got demolished.

by Mike July 20, 2004

cunarse

The elaborate conglomeration of the words cunt and arse to create a word used for extreme descriptive purposes. Generally used to express dissatisfaction at ones actions or personality traits.

Hey cunarse, your turn to buy some piss....

or

Whatever cunarse, just get the hell away from my woman.

by Mike January 11, 2005

liquid stupid

Alcohol. It's stupidity in a liquid form. Drink it and feel the stupid!

"Gaah, that test stressed me out. I can't think about anything except physics right now. I'm gonna need some liquid stupid if I'm going to be able to interact with other people normally."

"Dude, that guy you just picked a fight with is at least twice your size. You've had too much liquid stupid."

"Mmm, liquid stupid!"

by Mike October 18, 2006

o-scrilla

Out of money

I just spent my whole paycheck, and now I'm o-scrilla.

by Mike April 30, 2004