warto

small rubber humped devient creature that uses the tips of its fingers to smell and spends a lot of time with its fingers inserted in its anus. can be found leaving notes for milkmen with the words transcribed 'no more cheese!' on it.

"there goes a warto again, taking advantage of the legion of mary"

by Mike March 13, 2003

wo

"where" in German.

Wo ist die Schweiz? (Where is Switzerland?)

by Mike December 22, 2003

babania

Heroin, scag, junk, boy, pants,....whatever you want to call it

The only way I'm snorting that babania is if there's no needles around.

by Mike December 24, 2005

Kun Fang

1. The greatest asian boy who ever lived in the the Central New York area.
2. One who is hot and sweats all the asian girls.
3. Arch Nemesis of Yang Zhang

"That Kun Fang is so hott."
"I sweat Kun Fang"

by Mike May 03, 2004

Torence

The act of smashing ones penis into another mans nose so violently that the nostril splits open.

I was giving little Billy his first Torence when all of a sudden his nose ripped open....right after I came...

by Mike April 09, 2003

Brutus Buckeye

n. THE Ohio State University mascot. Usually wears a chest protector underneath uniform and football gloves. The biggest pimp on campus.

Brutus Buckeye is suck a pimp, the ladies are all up ons.

by Mike December 15, 2004

Conan O'Brien

The Johnny Carson of modern times. Conan really came into his own after his second banana, Andy Richter, left the show in the late 90s. O'Brien recieved the high honor of being the replacement to Jay Leno at the end of the decade. Famous characters from his show include Triumph the insult comedy dog and the masturbating bear.

"Right now its time to look....into the future!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"

by Mike July 20, 2008