Mike's definitions

cock museum

Someone that usually houses cock in their ass.

I'm sure that you are a cock Museum.

by Mike December 31, 2003

p.o.

Short for "Probation Officer".

"Your P.O. fucking sucks!"

by Mike August 26, 2003

Red Winging

Banging a girl who is on her period.

Joe totally red winged her last night

by Mike May 13, 2005

{}=[]::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

a sword used by people online to emphasize something

bob:i will kill you {}=::::::::::::::::::>

by Mike February 2, 2005

Pretentious

To be pretentious is to make a claim or put on an act to:

A) Fit into a group.

B) Appear "better" than you are or than others.

Pretentious people often fit into 2 groups:

i) Stupid pretentious people who no nothing of the subject they are acting pretentious about.

ii) Clever pretentious people who know about the subject they are acting pretentious about but think this makes them better.

a) Look I have the same boots as you now! That makes me a true Punk/Goth/Rocker/insert generic group name.

b) You didn't like my poem? Well you probably didn't understand it. It was very deep.

i) I am a goth I love HIM.

ii) I have a degree in Philosophy...I therefore know a little more about theology than you could.

Another Example: My definition of "pretentious" is much better than the others on this site because I have an A in English.

Pretentious people often have no sense of humour and never laugh at themselves.

by Mike December 28, 2005

scrozzy

someone who has a very bad skin complexion. usually wrinckly or pitted resemblin that of a mans scrotum!

look at him/her what a total scrozzy!!

by mike January 6, 2004

deese nutts

deese nutts on your chin or in your mouth

The term is used when tricking a friend into homo sexual innuendo. One would ask his friend if he ever had deese. Vien would answer," What's deese/"Then you deliver the final statement, "you never had these nuts on your chin?"

by Mike January 25, 2005