Mike's definitions

Hyptertext Preprocessor

Another name for the PHP Programming Language.

See : PHP.

<?php echo phpinfo(); ?>

by Mike May 13, 2005

carpet farting

A carpet farting is where you release a stream of short, fast, bursting farts while you're running or walking. The name is a variant from United States Armed Forces term "Carpet Bombing". A carpet bombing is where an aircraft drops a large number of bombs so as to cause a uniform of devastation over a given area. The phrase is probably intended to invoke the image of bombs completely covering an area, like a carpet; carpet farting is basically the same concept.

A carpet farting at 3:00 , take cover!

by Mike April 14, 2005

The Saints

Jazz and dixieland slang for "When The Saints Go Marching In". Some musicians also refer to this song as "The Monster", fearing having to play it several times in a single evening.

And then some guy who just arrived wanted the Saints again, and I was ready to break his leg. We should just stop taking requests.

by Mike October 17, 2006

Lengyel

A person who gives blumpkins. (see def of blumpkin)

Where's Lengyel? Oh, he's probably giving richie a blumpkin.

by Mike September 21, 2004

p.o.

Short for "Probation Officer".

"Your P.O. fucking sucks!"

by Mike August 26, 2003

deese nutts

deese nutts on your chin or in your mouth

The term is used when tricking a friend into homo sexual innuendo. One would ask his friend if he ever had deese. Vien would answer," What's deese/"Then you deliver the final statement, "you never had these nuts on your chin?"

by Mike January 25, 2005

mad dog

the nickname of one of the greatest white NBA players of all-time Mark Madsen

Look at Mad Dog strut down the court after that dunk!

by mike July 26, 2004