Mike's definitions

Beef Curtains

A slang name for a ladies flangita lips.

My girlfriends just washed her beef curtains, they have come out lovely and fresh

by Mike August 5, 2003

sloot

Undercover way of calling a girl a slut.

Look at how she flirts with every guy she sees! That girl is a sloot!

by Mike July 3, 2003

willie wacker

Mans reproductive organ
Penis

you have a small willie wacker
stop playin with ur willie wacker

by mike October 16, 2003

GOOBA

Sex. Any variety at all. It can be made more specific by putting the type in front of GOOBA. I.e. butt GOOBA. Also, it could be used as the word fuck; that is to say, a verb.

Derived from the relatively new language of Bleagh, GOOBA is quickly gaining prominence amongst teenagers.

Oh man I got some nice GOOBA from my chick last night.

Dude, I wanna GOOBA her so much!!!

by Mike May 5, 2004

ring rot

wot gays get from butt fucking too much!
resulting in the skin around the anus splitting and becoming infected!

that faggot can't sit down he's so has ring rot!

by mike January 6, 2004

sellout

someone who dos stuff for money and has no beliefs morals

The casualties (they used to be cool) but sell stuff at target hot topic dead kennady but not jello biafra and any band mentioned by the others ex rancid they play at the warped tour for godds sake

by mike May 4, 2004

Day Of Defeat

FUCKING KICKS MOTHERFUCKING ASS! Best WW2 PC game EVER! Steam maybe a unstable fuck up shit program which is pure SHIT but its worth the download. Axis VS Allies, Sick ass weapons, realism.

Day OF Defeat-AKA DoD.
Day Of Defeat-2001 MOD of Half-Life.
Day OF Defeat-1.5 or gayass Steam 1.6(still fun).

by mike July 5, 2004