Mike's definitions

ducketts

funds

You dog yo got ducketts for this bag

by Mike September 19, 2003

Oklabama

Any Redneck US state that involves farming, straw chewing, and chicken fucking.

My buddy just took his big ass 4X4 down to Oklabama to marry his cousin's momma...who just so happens to be his sister.

by Mike November 27, 2003

zoombie

zoom + zombi. One who continuously zooms, compensating for physical distance with a different kind of socialization. The obsession with zoom, which turns into zoombification. Author: Mike Epstein (Emory)

Stay away from this zoombie, don't give him your link!
- Yes, I'm also afraid of the zoombified.

by Mike April 20, 2020

scrozzy

someone who has a very bad skin complexion. usually wrinckly or pitted resemblin that of a mans scrotum!

look at him/her what a total scrozzy!!

by mike January 6, 2004

{}=[]::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

a sword used by people online to emphasize something

bob:i will kill you {}=::::::::::::::::::>

by Mike February 2, 2005

binsnatch

used the same as bitch

Don't be such a binsnatch

by Mike September 2, 2003

cwazy like a moose

used to describe insanity and homosexuallism at the same time, hence the 'cwazy' instead of 'crazy'.

"Wow, you'we cwazy. You'we cwazy like a moose!"

by Mike November 28, 2003