Skip to main content

Definitions by Mike

A phrase which makes no sense, whatsoever, and which should be used when you really have no clue what you are talking about, or even who's pants you are wearing.
"omgwtfbbq, that Ford Anglia is teh best car ever"
omgwtfbbq by Mike July 22, 2003
yo that 8ball is gonna make this party great
8ball by mike July 21, 2003

supersoaker 

You better shut your mouth before I shoot you with my supersoaker.
supersoaker by Mike July 20, 2003

one hun'ned 

Talk to y'all later, one hun'ned
one hun'ned by Mike July 20, 2003
Big L: A razerblade is an ox fat diamonds is rocks

"Ebonics"
rocks by Mike July 19, 2003

Ballshit 

N. A person who is mentally inept, and nearly every aspect of a normal, functioning life is drawn askew. As a result, they defecate their own testes instead of fecal matter.

Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.
Vern was deemed a ballshit by his fellow students after trying to revive the long-dead practice of using butter to alleviate painful burns.
Ballshit by Mike July 17, 2003
JA RULE by Mike July 15, 2003