Mike's definitions

butterfingers

1. Not having enough grip
2. The state of one's fingers after they have fingered a lady and she creamed all over them.

1. Damn, that football player dropped the ball. That bastard's butterfingers cost me 10 grand.
2.Wow! That girl creamed all over my hands and game me a massive case of butterfingers.

by mike February 3, 2004

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

The best competition between the female race. We got your bitches from New York, the sweethearts from Maryland, and the typical jersey girls. The double standard is at an all time high around the Mount. The quiet preppy girls who pop their collars during the week turn into dirty whores on the weekend. The girls try to keep it quiet but the guys have locker room talks. Now dont get me wrong the males arent getting off easy... oh wait they do. Most Long Island guys are the biggest assholes you'll ever meet. Basically you hate New York in general after meeting them. Jersey boys are either gangsta or gay and PA boys are immature. Maryland guys are divided into two. Ones from b-more are preppy sons of bitches but if their anywhere west they are the nice guys.

*New Yourkers
*Jersey
*Marylanders

by Mike April 10, 2005

nob gobbler

one ugly dick sucker

looks like a gobblen and suck nobs

by mike May 20, 2004

bytfu

Acronym for "beat you the fuck up"

Only said when chatting on the internet, since if you said "B-Y-T-F-U" in person youd probably get beat the fuck up.

In caht room
XJohnyX: Hey dude, i slept with ur mom last night
Nerdwhosequeer: thats suptomically incorrect due to the stars positioning and the graphic displacement of the sun in duirect alignment of the moon
UncleJessie: hey f*cking nerd!if you dont stop talking like a nerd, I'll bytfu!!

by Mike February 8, 2004

The Boss

Bruce Springsteen

The Boss is the best musician of all time.

by Mike October 29, 2003

linoogle

to google something for linux.
go use google.com/linux

I told him to linoogle rm -f / before doing it

by mike October 9, 2004

smasher

when you poop in the shower and smash it down the drain with your foot

hey bob, I'll bet your a smasher

by mike October 13, 2003