Mike's definitions

Shooter McGaven

The antagonist ("bad guy") from Happy Gilmore. He envies Happy, so he tries to sabotage his chances of winning.

Shooter McGaven: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!
Shooter McGaven: ... uhh .... no..!

by Mike June 23, 2006

peter and the test tube babies

A bad ass punk band with a funny vocalist

Banned from the pubs get outta this place cause we dont like your face

by mike August 17, 2004

double post

Two posts in a row that may or may not have the same meanings.
Complete disregard for the edit button.

Bob: I like pizza.
Bob: I also like pie.

by Mike March 6, 2005

Valley Girl

a trend following mall rat who uses like, totally and "Oh my God" too much

Valley girls suck ass!

by Mike January 4, 2004

150 titty's

Classified Guy Code.

If you dont know, you never will..

by mike January 29, 2004

droomp

in the summer when one of your balls hangs lower than the other

dude its soo hot i have a mean ass droomp get some ice so i can get rid of it

by mike November 14, 2003

waffling

to fling your waf (see waf)

comes from the juilius ceaser who said "cut off those wafs.

i was running around waffling all day when i got tired grabbed my waf and went home.

by mike August 20, 2004