Mike's definitions

St. Margaret Eighth Grade

Cannot touch this school. We constantly pick fights with people; we have a kid who is exgirlfriend with a mexican and is still a pimp (Mike T). We have kid who cannot see shit with out his glasses (Nardo a kid whose belimic and cannot see with out his glasses.) Kids who have mastered insults and who never loses a bet (tighe) A colorblind kid whose good at sports (Nuts) A kid with 7 kids in his family (Joey). A kid whose good at karate and karate chopped an apple in a food fight (Dan) A kid who hangs out with a ton of girls but will not get with one..Just messing (maxie) A kid who sings and has ADD (Dagit) A kid whose lithuanian and has a cirsumsision problem, whose got white hair, is scared of everybody gets beat up at least 3 times a day, is friends with ed Kirby, and is owned by Tad (virgus)The mizz is apart of our class in our hearts even though he is at public school. A kid with a beautiful mole on his left cheek. THen a school goes straight down hill, we have a bunch of little uncordinated 7th graders in our school and our girls well enough said.

Saint MArgaret Eighth Grade rules Narberth.

by Mike March 15, 2005

good play

A firm slap on the ass, usually given when someone does a simple task such as hammering in a nail, feeding the cat, or dunking a basketball. A well timed good play can be very helpful to one's self esteem OR be very hurtful to one's job situation.

When Andrea finished filling the salt shaker, she was given a good play by her fiance (and she liked it...ALOT).

by Mike December 1, 2004

Womb Raider

One who has a relationship with a significantly youger individual.

Smithy: hey man, i shouldn't let Johnny go near your daughter anymore.

John: why's that ?

Smithy: he's turned to a cradle snatcher, apparantly been doin the rounds at the local high school.

by mike November 29, 2003

more couch than ouch

This is my personal slang for when something or someone is cool and relaxed.

chillin' to chill, hang out, be calm

by Mike March 12, 2004

knifeparty

A place where fat little boys can post pictures of band members of Mugshot and claim them to be himself, and then try to pick up on chicks, with uber emoness and more fake pictures...

Brandon sure scored some hotties at knifeparty.

by Mike January 7, 2004

has been

A woman who has had sexual intercourse many times and had children then abstains from all sexual relations and vows not to have intercourse until she's married.

The majority of women in the American society are has beens.

by Mike January 24, 2005

Catch 22

Something where you cannot win or lose on.

Driving is a catch 22, it is fun and scary at times.

by Mike October 25, 2004