Mike's definitions

quived

quived: messed up, ruined, damaged

Man, the entire side of my car got quived after hitting that deer.

by Mike April 9, 2004

Salty Jones

Having a White male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the first male. See also Pepper Johnson.

Matt Drodz was estatic to recieve the Salty Jones from Thibido after a long day at the fudge packing facility.

by Mike November 27, 2003

done up

Dressed up, as to go out

She was all done up to go out with me.

by Mike September 2, 2003

wut fuk

Something Andy says a lot.

Andy: lololol xd
Someone else: whats metroid prime?
Andy: wut fuk

by Mike January 2, 2005

The Legend of Mike

Every hundred years a torch is handed down to an individual with the name mike. This individual must uphold the standard of being nothing short of Great. This time around, there is an individual who hails from a few different names. Puppy, Mikealicious, The Great One, The Electrifying One, The Savior, hes just a damn good looking fellow. He is extremely cocky, and he knows it. He beleives it is best to know your the shit then look down upon urself like a loser of society. Mike shall uphold the standard of being great and shall add his own little flavor to the mix. I mean damn, the guys just all that and more. Long live the reign of Mike. he also has a message for all the haters out there, Dont hate me cuz im better then you.

Damn, that guy is just da man. i want to be just like him.

by Mike October 14, 2004

rab

A deragatory word describing an Arab.

The rab works at the 7-11.

by mike March 26, 2004

Busemas

Celebrated on June 29th of every year as the holy birth of Gary Busey.

On this holy day of Busemas, we celebrate the birth of our Lord Gary Busey.

by Mike January 11, 2006