Mike's definitions

knifeparty

A place where fat little boys can post pictures of band members of Mugshot and claim them to be himself, and then try to pick up on chicks, with uber emoness and more fake pictures...

Brandon sure scored some hotties at knifeparty.

by Mike January 7, 2004

good play

A firm slap on the ass, usually given when someone does a simple task such as hammering in a nail, feeding the cat, or dunking a basketball. A well timed good play can be very helpful to one's self esteem OR be very hurtful to one's job situation.

When Andrea finished filling the salt shaker, she was given a good play by her fiance (and she liked it...ALOT).

by Mike December 1, 2004

has been

A woman who has had sexual intercourse many times and had children then abstains from all sexual relations and vows not to have intercourse until she's married.

The majority of women in the American society are has beens.

by Mike January 24, 2005

more couch than ouch

This is my personal slang for when something or someone is cool and relaxed.

chillin' to chill, hang out, be calm

by Mike March 12, 2004

Womb Raider

One who has a relationship with a significantly youger individual.

Smithy: hey man, i shouldn't let Johnny go near your daughter anymore.

John: why's that ?

Smithy: he's turned to a cradle snatcher, apparantly been doin the rounds at the local high school.

by mike November 29, 2003

Illegal Mike

Any person by the name of Mike that enjoys anything of the sorts that have to do with breaking the law.

Illegal Mike loves to sell contraband, have sex with underage girls, litter while driving down the road at a high rate of speed, and shoot his pistol off like he just don't care.

by Mike June 11, 2006

Shibath

A combination of a bath and a shower. You put the plug in the bath tub when your taking a shower.

Today I took this awsome shibath.

by Mike June 17, 2004