Mike's definitions

qwesome

Again, a common example of a typo.

Person: that's qwesome
Person: awesome*
Other guy: lol

by Mike November 13, 2004

alamo

A place in Texas where a battle took place. Many people of the united states tend to think this battle showed how great americans are, because there were so few of them and they held off the swarthy mexican horde for so long so that they could keep their freedom. What many don't realize is that this battle was fought because the Texan whites wanted to secede from Mexico so that they could keep their slaves. Mexico had just outlawed slavery but the uppity whites of Texas would have nothing of it. Somehow this is hailed as a glorious part of american history when in reality it should serve as a shameful reminder of our racist and supremacist past and present.

"My great great grandaddy fought in the Alamo. I hang my head in shame."

by Mike August 25, 2004

Shaunt

Slang word for cocaine.

Where 'da shaunt?- Meaning "Where is the coke.

by Mike April 21, 2005

BlueFrost

able to lighten a mood with creative talents. open hearted to another's faults and does not judge them. their company alone helps to brighten up a cloudy day. if there's one thing out of life i want...it is this. provocative and innocent at the same time..makes me think of a sweet yet devilish schoolgirl in a short, skimpy skirt. and i would love to find out just what that skirt is hiding in all aspects. :)

by Mike June 6, 2003

Silentese

Silentese noun, adjective (silent + suffix –ese, like in Chinese, Japanese, Portuguese) – the language of silence; it may include paralingustic signs, gestures, mimicry and facial expressions.

He didn't say anything. – Why, he spoke eloquently, but it was Silentese, the most difficult language to study and understand.

We are working on Silentese-English dictionary. It will include those
concepts for which now we have no words in our dictionaries. We need to translate them into new English words.

by Mike December 25, 2003

ivories

Piano keys. Now made from plastic or other synthetics, the keys were once made from elephant tusks.

Skinny Sanderson, you want to lower the lights, serve some champaign, and then tickle the ivories for a spell?

by Mike May 21, 2007

DMT

Rare, sought-after (by some) drug. Usually white/off-white crystalline powder. Related to a number of chemicals currently sold on the internet, however these are poor substitutes. The high can best be defined as a super-intense, half-hour trip. Subjectively it's " mental profile " is like that of mushrooms but is " visual profile " is like acid. The onset can best be defined as a psychedelic crack-rush. usually smoked in a glass pipe, smoke tastes like shit. Most often available in NorCal & Oregon from long-time heads.

Smoked some DMT. saw the elves. saw the mother-goddess creature-complex. saw the universe reduced to a tiny point of light. came back. crazy night.

by mike April 10, 2004