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The single most easiest store to steal from. I went in there and stole 150 dollars worth of merchandise (wich isnt too much). After that i was so pumped that i went back in there and stole a shirt. My friend stole a studded belt for crying out loud.

I think that's one of the reasons for things there being way too over priced, instead of buying security cameras they over-price everything. Recently they put fake tags on stuff over 50 dollars (pretty much everything). The only problem that caused were the douch bags working the counters forgetting to take off the tags, and since the tags were fake, they didnt go off so you'd be stuck making another trip to the mall to get the tags off. so stealing from there would actually save you time and money.
I stole wristbands, chokers, bracelets, tripp nyc bracelets, msi shirt, a jack ass belt buckle, crapy hair dye, a studded belt, a chain wallet and to top it off the cashier girl's virginity. Then sold everything on ebay.

"you'd have to be a retard if you get caught stealing from hot topic"
Hot Topic by mike October 2, 2004
hyper-active (sexually) and little
i dont want you pulling an aline on me.
aline by mike October 1, 2004
A way kids with a small vocabulary describe something as being "cool"
bradXchaos- did you see Death Before Dying On A Twisted River That's Bleeding last night at the show?
scottyXkillyou- yea brah, they realy brought the mosh
Mosh by mike September 28, 2004
vegetarians dont eat

edge kids dont smoke, drink or have mindless sex

they don't understand why you would go out, drink until you cant think right or control your action, pass out and take the risk of choking on your vomit
Elvis was not sXe, he died on the shitter
sXe by mike September 28, 2004
the genious that invented it prolly made a lot of money- however, he made me emberassed to listen to slipknot.

He also killed the punk-goth scene and slowly bringing the hXc scene down as well.

watch in 3 years, the 12 year olds are gonna start wearing tight pants and hxc band shirts. their already selling Remembering Never shirts!
baggy pants- 50 dollars
slipknot shirt- 16 dollars
choker- 15 dollars
bracelets- 20 dollars
socks- 12.99

looking like a complete idiot and putting an end to the gothic culture. priceless
Hot Topic by mike September 28, 2004

Old Bridge High School 

quoted by howard stern as "the next columbine"

gets 2 bomb threats a month
known for a riot in 2003
gas leak early 2004
the prinicpals name is Mr. Ferry
kid wakes up and feels like having a delayed openning: "hello operator, tell obhs that a bomb will go off tomorrow, kthnxbye"
Old Bridge High School by Mike September 28, 2004

shamalamadingdong 

when you love someone more than they love you.
I shamalamadingdong you.
shamalamadingdong by mike September 27, 2004