Midwestrn Soldier's definitions

po-po's

This is another name for "cops" or the "police". It is of hip-hop/rap culture origins, and is one of my favorite words. Hearing this word can often make one laugh as well.

(From Trick Daddy's THUG HOLIDAY)
"....what would I be without my guns? How could I get away from tha po-po's..."

by Midwestrn Soldier October 16, 2004

Indianapolis

regardless what other people who call the city "IndiaNoPlace" say, the capital of Indiana is still great. It can't be that bad, as its population has grown steadily, meaning people aren't leaving. The city currently has a population of over 780,000. That's bigger than St. Louis, Omaha, Milwaukee, Louisville, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, and EVEN Boston, folks. It has a great skyline in my opinion, and it is growing in the "clean" industry area. For example, they now have several pharmaceutical and software companies. In addition, the city can be reached throught a day's drive by over half of the United States population. The Indianapolis Colts are great football team (They beat the Packers before), the Pacers rock, and IndyCar is way better than that stupid NASCAR. Oh yeah, Indianapolis is not full of a bunch of stupid Midwestern hicks, there are thousands and thousands of successful people within the city with various careers ranging from medicine, industrial and technological, education, etc.

I-town is great, or Indy, or Circle City....

by Midwestrn Soldier October 25, 2004

Carew Tower

Actually, the closest inspiration for the Empire State Building was the Rand Building in Buffalo, both of which were designed by the architectural firm Shreve, Lamb & Harmon. The Carew Tower was designed by Walter W. Ahlschlager. Plus, the Empire State Building is also brown; it is clad in the same Indiana limestone that the Carew Tower is.

I wish that I were big enough to use the Carew Tower as a dildo.

by Midwestrn Soldier March 28, 2005

Gays

See faggot, homo, fruit, fudgepacker, fruitcake, gay, cocksucker, carpetmuncher, lesbo, lesbian.

Male gays are known as faggots, homos, fruits, fudgepackers, fruitcakes, gays, and cocksuckers.
Female gays are known as homos, gays, carpetmunchers, lesbos, and lesbians

by Midwestrn Soldier April 18, 2006

realness

The genuine product, the real deal, etc. This can be the actual thing that the public wants; whether it be good Yo Mama jokes, real Act II popcorn and not a grocery store generic brand, Tide detergent and not some cheap imitation, or even an official major league baseball bat.

www.Joke-Pages.com: User-submitted Your Yo Mama Jokes: 'Bryant Gambrell'
"I'm back bitches! Check out page 233 for the realness! But anyway, yo mama so big she did a pushup and burned her back on the sun."

by Midwestrn Soldier October 16, 2004

Fuk

One word that is edited by abbreviated hacker language It can, of course, be used in all the different grammatical forms, including:
Fuk:v. to fuck, adj. used in frustation
Fukin:adj. EX: i hate this fukin school
Fuked:v. to do someone, adj. despair
Fuker:n. someone that you really dislike

A Question: Wanna kno my fukin name

by Midwestrn Soldier October 18, 2004

pain-gwen

the proper way to pronounce "Penguin". This is most commonly heard in Pennsylvania and the Midwest. (It's cute.)

I wanna go to da zoo and see some tigers, gorillas, and pain-gwens.

by Midwestrn Soldier November 14, 2004