Mickey Brown's definitions

sampolk

A ritual where a women stiches up her vagina and seals an object inside.

Mother, "Clean your room now!"

Child, "I dont wanna!"

Mother,"Do you want me to ship all your stuff to asia and put them in a sampolk?"

Child, "NO!"

by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007

skeet box

1)a slut,whore,or skank
2)the bitch of a faggot relationship.
3)your girlfriends vagina

Guy1, "dude you coming to the gym today?"

Guy2, "No I've got to take my skeet box out to eat."

by mickey brown March 10, 2007

spining the bean

to stimulate the female genitalia by moving ones fingers in a circular pattern.

Boyfriend, "Why didnt you answer the phone last night?"

Girlfriend, "I was spining the bean."

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007

swak

sealed with a kick. stupid hallmark thing.

swak! swak! hes wrote swak! yay!

by mickey brown March 7, 2007

wadsworthian snaggletooth

When one person is recieving oral sex, and the tooth of the other person scratches their genitalia.

Guy1, "How was your date with Cindy last night?"

Guy2, "Great...Until she gave me a wadsworthian snaggletooth."

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007

nookie

n) see pussy, vagina, muff, beef, clam,poonta, ect...

"I did it all for the nookie, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your ass."

by mickey brown March 7, 2007

pig kicker

(n)a red neck, farm boy, or suburban kid.

"your a cow tippin pig kickin son of a bitch."

"just cuz i grew up on a farm dont mean im a pig kicker."

"i didnt even know you grew up on a farm."

by mickey brown March 7, 2007