sampolk

A ritual where a women stiches up her vagina and seals an object inside.

Mother, "Clean your room now!"

Child, "I dont wanna!"

Mother,"Do you want me to ship all your stuff to asia and put them in a sampolk?"

Child, "NO!"

by Mickey Brown March 07, 2007

busted tees

t-shirts that are not funny at all. only an idiot would buy one, but they bring in revenue for urban dictionary, so we put up with it.

some busted tees:
pizza are the best.
irish: i are drunk.

ITS NOT FUNNY.

by mickey brown March 07, 2007

dentist

Somebody who couldnt become a doctor.

"did you ever become a doctor?"

"no im a dentist."

by mickey brown February 22, 2007

fuckl

fuckl is a common typo with a keyboard, and is used to make fun of newbs in pc games.

"oh really? fuckl you newb!"

by mickey brown February 17, 2007

limpin with the bizkit

(v) to listen to limp bizkit.

"are you limpin with the bizkit?"
"yeah. its just one of them days."

by mickey brown March 07, 2007

swak

sealed with a kick. stupid hallmark thing.

swak! swak! hes wrote swak! yay!

by mickey brown March 07, 2007

Wikiwar

When one or more groups of wikinerds engage in battles over the content of an article in wikipedia. The conflict is usually over oposite interpretations of some concept.

The wikiwar raged for months. Neither side was dominant. Finaly, a third party locked the article from further editing. The wikiwar ended...for now.

by Mickey Brown February 10, 2007