Michael Chi's definitions

Dontuuchmeee

Telling another individual not to touch you, for no apparent reason. This exclamation is usually said in an extremely fast fashion.

Chris: How was your weekend, Michael?
Michael: DONTUUCHMEEE!
Chris: Huh?
Michael: DONTUUCHMEEE!
Chris: You motherclucker what the HECK are you talking about?
Michael: DONTUUCHMEEE!
Chris: Alright, I'm leaving.
Michael: NO DONTUUCHMEEE!
Chris: Alright bye.
Michael: DONTUUCHMEEE... YES!!!

by Michael Chi October 17, 2006

tundra

A treeless area between the icecap and the tree line of Arctic regions, having a permanently frozen subsoil and supporting low-growing vegetation such as lichens, mosses, and stunted shrubs.

peter: "look bill its tom"
bill: "what the heck..whats he doin on that tundra!!?"
peter: "i...i...dont know?"

by michael chi December 2, 2005

effin

a way to say "fucking" so you won't get in trouble.

Tata: i got an A+ on my Biology test!
Anna: thats effin fantastic!!
Tata: No! you are!!
Anna: dontuuchmeee!!
Tata: ok
Anna: ok
Tata: bye
Anna: bye

by michael chi October 25, 2006

what the heck

a synonym for "what the hell"

robert: what the heck is up with chris today?
tom:he got mono....

by michael chi December 2, 2005

what the crazy

a way to say crazy with more of a emphasis on crazy and said with negativity.

Michael: look at the dead possom!
Kevin: What the crazy!!

by michael chi October 20, 2006

motherclucker

a synonym for motherfucker.

jaime: you are such the motherclucker.
michael: no I am not, just because i'm gay.
jaime: yeah but you did alex's mom and she is actually a guy.
michael: ok then, therefore I am both gay and a motherclucker.
jaime: that is affirmative.

by Michael Chi November 29, 2005

heart-boner

To be overly joyed and extremely excited...in the chest.

Chi: I just saw the dark knight.

Aadhie: so?

Chi: I...I..I got a Heart-boner!

Aadhie: What the crazy?...What did you get?

Chi: a HEEEAAARTT-BOOOONNEERRR!

Aadhie: dontuuchmee!

by michael chi October 13, 2008