Definitions by Michael A A
carney
An insulting term for a pikey person, when gypsy is not strong enough, but they do not warrant the full blown Pitsea
carney by Michael A A February 8, 2008
colostrophe
colostrophe by Michael A A February 7, 2008
Basvagas
Noun: Descriptive nickname of the Festival Leisure Park in Basildon, Essex. A hang-out for chavs and skank whores on a Friday and Saturday night.
Basvagas by Michael A A February 7, 2008
Markolepsy
Noun: A disease named after Mark G from Westcliff in Essex, characterised by long boughts of lapsed concentration.
Often found in combination with Markinsons Disease or after heavy consumption of Markotics
Often found in combination with Markinsons Disease or after heavy consumption of Markotics
Markolepsy by Michael A A February 7, 2008
Markinsons Disease
Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.
Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics
Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics
Markinsons Disease by Michael A A February 7, 2008
Markotics
Noun: A mind-altering substance with soporific effects, excessive consumption of which can lead to Markisons Disease and/or Markolepsy.
Markotics by Michael A A February 7, 2008
Jewser
Noun: A Jewish loser. Used when loser is not strong enough, or when real offence is saught.
Often represented by raising the left hand to the forehead, extending the forefinger vertically whilst tucking the other fingers down, and bending the thumb slightly upwards to produce a "J"
Often represented by raising the left hand to the forehead, extending the forefinger vertically whilst tucking the other fingers down, and bending the thumb slightly upwards to produce a "J"
Jewser by Michael A A February 7, 2008