Michael's definitions

Daytime Janitors

Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)

-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.

by Michael December 5, 2004

sweater kittens

An alternative name for the breasts.

Hey, lemme see dem sweater kittens!

by Michael June 19, 2006

m.i.l.f

mother.id.like.to.fuck

his mom is a m.i.l.f

by michael October 7, 2003

Serra

n.; The planeswalker who created angels and whose plane was ultimately destroyed by Phyrexians. See Magic.

Serra could kick Urza's ass any day!

by Michael February 27, 2004

ep0nz!e

a leet cs player with tons of cs experience and when used in a clan can be deadly against the opposing team :O

ep0nz!e just aced the whole team with a para!

by Michael March 7, 2005

BastardBitch

A term of endearment usually referring to another person.

Hey BastardBitch! How are you doing?

by Michael November 20, 2003

ashwishta shwong

Slurred variation on the rap phase "acheetta chong"

rapper: Uda bock shint and acheetta chong...

big-tongued rapper: nwewewewe and ashwishta shwong...

by Michael April 12, 2004