Michael's definitions

groom

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain

I used to be happy now I am married!

by Michael May 13, 2005

forrealz

a tight-ass slang term for "for real?" without the gay use of proper grammar.

This kid: You want some of this sammich?

That kid: forrealz?

by Michael April 12, 2004

teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

by michael February 23, 2005

poochy

gotta love pooch. Just because you can

pooch aka pritch robertard

by Michael October 20, 2004

Ass Gravy

It is the mixture of shit, cum, blood, and other secretions leaking from the receptive anus following a round of anal sex.

Damn Betty why dont you make some biscuits too go with your ass gravy.

by Michael December 11, 2003

snizzy

adj., 1. of or relating to "snizz" or female genitalia generally or to women, usually hot ones; 2. something complicated, embroiled, generally negative; 3. sometimes used interchangeably with minegar

Whoa, look at that snizzy girl -- I bet she's dirty!

It was a snizzy situation, man, way too complicated to explain.

by Michael June 30, 2005

Monster Magnet

One of the most well known bands of the "Stoner rock" with Jim Baglino on Bass Guitar, Phil Caivano on Rhythm Guitar, Ed Mundell on Lead Guitar, Bob Pantella on Drums and Dave Wyndorf on Vocals & Guitar. Arguably one of the best bands in the Stoner Rock category. Their most well known songs are "Heads Explode" and "Spacelord". Their style ranges from fast paced guitaring and frantic lyrics to slow, grinding music with vocals to match.

This is how we go about it, on making your heads explode

by Michael October 3, 2004