Definitions by Michael

mother palm and her five daughters 

The art of female masturbation

"Wheres Trinizzle?" "oh she's playing with mother palm and her five daughters."

mother palm and her five daughters by Michael August 11, 2004

Slurpie

Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.

"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.

Slurpie by Michael August 8, 2004

Booby Beth 

Phat (fat) biatch (bitch) who has medically massive chouncage.

mic: look at that booby beth
sean: thats my girl friend
pete: nice kajungas
mic: mmmmmmmm
sean: she played hungry hungry hippos as a child

Booby Beth by Michael August 3, 2004

Merr 

The resulting noise of hitting a deer with a potato when you walk into your backyard and see them mating.

When I threw the potato at the deer it went Merr.

Merr by Michael August 3, 2004

Kerpundulated 

Meaning "the ability to rule the world." Origin being, my twisted cerebrum.

"Claire is now Kerpundulated since she obtained fame."

Kerpundulated by Michael August 3, 2004

HTFIT 

How The Fuck Is That/This

How the fuck is that spaceship floating over there?

HTFIT by Michael August 2, 2004

manogamy 

A Wrong spelling of Mahogany

That wood is manogamy. OH SHIT I SPELT IT WRONG

manogamy by michael August 1, 2004