Michael's definitions

cocksnore

Derived from the image of an actual cock snoring. One who is an idiot/moron/tool or just a plain pain in the ass.

Jim: Hey Bob, wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tom: No Jim, I have to eat dinner with my parents.
Jim: You're such a fuckin cocksnore.

by Michael March 11, 2003

Skunk

Being one of looseness; one who smells like sexual intercourse and is irresistable to wiki.

Guy#1: woh! she is a SKUNK!
Guy#2: Yeah, i could show her a good time.
Guy#1 dude, your a wiki.

by michael May 7, 2005

groom

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain

I used to be happy now I am married!

by Michael May 13, 2005

brentchwood

Brentchwood, to become one with nature.

She walked through the forest, looking around her and breathing in the fresh forest air until a feeling of brentchwood fell upon her.

by Michael November 20, 2004

m.i.l.f

mother.id.like.to.fuck

his mom is a m.i.l.f

by michael October 7, 2003

butt jammer

A guy who does anal sex. Usually applies to a straight guy.

That guy's a butt jammer.

by Michael October 18, 2003

Cutlip

To break something related to computers.

Chad totally Cutliped the printer in Mr. Keaton's room.

by Michael November 19, 2003