Michael's definitions

Merr

The resulting noise of hitting a deer with a potato when you walk into your backyard and see them mating.

When I threw the potato at the deer it went Merr.

by Michael August 3, 2004

toast

Toast is an acronym. It is meant to be applied to a morbidly obese woman. It stands for Tits On or Above STomach. Referring directly to woman who's breasts reach extends to their FUPA.

That Jenny Craig looking, T.O.A.S.T having woman betta step off.

by Michael December 31, 2003

reveal

So it all started with Janet Jackson's "costume reveal," then Extreme Makeover on ABC started calling the final part of their show the reveal, and finally FOX cememted it my using the "reveal" as the climax of thier everpopular show The Swan.

A reveal is the part of a reality makeover show where you see how not- beat-up the person is.

Susan: Paula looked really beat up before her reveal on The Swan.

Thomas: Not nearly as beat as you.

by Michael May 3, 2004

hovering hippo

used as an excuse for when you fall or crash

after crashingdamn hovering hippos always hovering in front of me and making me crash

by michael July 15, 2004

DL

Down Low, i.e. undercover.

On the DL (down low)

by Michael February 2, 2005

Nebraskian

1. A person from Nebraska who wants to be identified as a Texan. 2. A wanna-be Texan who refuses to use ya'll or fixin' in their regular vocabulary.

Shannon Keating is my favorite little Nebraskian.

by michael December 18, 2003

goodtacular

Adj. Used when Refering to or about Michael

Michael, he's pretty damn goodtacular

by Michael July 1, 2004