Definitions by Micah A.
Ass nugs
Chicken nuggets, non homemade, where you can't tell what the actual ingredients are. Most likely the nuggets are made from the butts of chickens.
facebook stress
Stress brought on by your facebook friends posting comments on their wall which have no intent other than to cause you to worry, wonder, or otherwise stress out about the full story. Usually the poster has no intention to clarify or provide additional context, thereby increasing the stress caused.
My cousin posted a comment that said, "Just when I was beginning to trust again, I get let down." It caused major Facebook stress.
facebook stress by Micah A. May 31, 2014
piss on
When a male wakes up in the middle of the night having to piss so bad that it looks like a boner. Sometimes it is rather difficult to actually piss with a piss on, but it is extremely effective for holding a nut.
Minnow Shot
A drink whereby a live minnow (preferably a rainbow minnow) is put in a shot of beer. When the shot is drank, the head is tipped back and beer is kept in the mouth so the minnow can swim around and you can show your friends. Then, down goes the whole mess.
After a stuntman shot, I brought it to another level with the Minnow Shot.
During opening fishing at Lake Vermillion, it's required that everyone in the party do a Minnow Shot.
During opening fishing at Lake Vermillion, it's required that everyone in the party do a Minnow Shot.
Minnow Shot by Micah A. April 16, 2008
charity wipe
Wiping your butt minutes or hours after the offending dump has been taken. Sometimes necessary when the offending dump has been particularly greasy and you can't be sure you got completely clean during the intial wipe.
charity wipe by Micah A. March 15, 2008