microsoft sam

The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.

*/-THINGS FOR MICROSOFT SAM TO SAY THAT ARE FUNNY AS SHIT-/*
just copy and paste

1. I am Sam, Hear Me Roar, Bitch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. Nigger

by Mic August 05, 2004

polesmoker

one who performs oral sex on a male

by mic May 14, 2003

gaypimp

Mikey Sulivan is a gay pimp!

Mikey: I pimp gay pimps

by Mic August 05, 2004

dog shit

A pile of shit that has been laied by i dog, also known as doggy doo

mom, tommy just ate the dog shit

by Mic August 05, 2004

coors

another way to say something is original.

KID: wow, that is really coors!
Father: your right son that is.

by Mic August 05, 2004

Mixology

the study of mixing drinks and cocktails

Bartenders study mixology.

by Mic October 07, 2003

fart nugget

A fart nugget accours when you are with a group of friends and you feel a little gas coming on. You feel very excited because you want to but on a good show for you friends. You push extremly hard and then, pooooop, you shit your pants with a hard turd. Luckly for you, you can make a swift move to 2 restroom before anyone notices becasue your ass wont we wet and brown, only brown. You should be able to clean you panties with a few sheets of Toile paper. If there is no brown left on your white panties, CONGRADULATIONS, you have succsefully ddroped a "Fart Nugget"

Damn sue i think I just released a fart nugget.

by Mic August 05, 2004