MiKe's definitions

black acid

Contrary to popular belief, black acid is not an acid/pcp combo, but a type of very, very dirty LSD crystal. The crystal is black, hence the name. The "family" name for this crystal is champagne. Really nasty stuff. The reason for this myth is that the effects of all the impurities alter the trip so much that it's almost like PCP.

You have any of that black acid man? Nastiest shit ever!

by mike August 1, 2004

Wagoneer

Rather large early sport utility vehicle manufactured by American Motors/Jeep. Often confused for a steroidal station wagon, these usually wooden clad beasts of burden are often seen on the sets of movies shot in stereotypically small towns. Although they appear to be rather unwieldy, they enjoy a splash through a puddle as much as a YJ or any other Jeep. Although they are frequently plagued by electrical problems and Saggin Wagon Syndrome, their owners love them nonetheless. By far the cheapest camping vehicle or for when a lot of storage space is a must. In spite of their gigantic, leaky engines and being just plain old, they are still by far the best Jeep ever. Way better than the lame Cherokee.

My Wagoneer costs more to maintain than my girlfriend.

by Mike May 24, 2004

purple haze

kick ass song by jimi hendrix, strongest naturally grown weed, not laced

man i listened to purple haxe after i smoke that purple haze n i was trippin

by mike June 9, 2004

poo fiddle

1)Another word for saying 'darn',
'fuck' or 'gee wilickers'.
2)Someone who pokes around at any random type of fecal matter. Like a scientist or something.

1)Aww poo fiddle, I lost my fork
2)Hey, see Bill over there, he's a major poo fiddle.

by Mike July 2, 2003

ado

Annoying, pathetic, wannabe

Ado hacked my mom? Ha! Now that's funny

by Mike September 17, 2003

cock blocker

Cock blocking is not always a bad thing. Sometimes it is necessary to keep a friend from getting ass that he wouldn't normally go for, but he is to fucked up to know better.

Ben was so fucked up that he was trying to get with a fat ugly bitch, so we cock blocked him to keep him out of the nasty.

by Mike March 31, 2003

stranger

when u sit on your hand and wait until it gets numb , then masturbate.

Dave likes to give himself strangers

by mike May 13, 2005