MiKe's definitions

xanga

a website that i use to let pple kno how miserable and pointless my life is

wow, my friend got shot 2day, thats definitly goin on my xanga

by mike March 3, 2004

orgasm

What occurs during the course of an Herbal Essence commercial.

"Did you see that chick in the Herbal Essence commercial? Was she having an orgasm or something!?"

by Mike April 13, 2004

Trans Am

Pontiac Trans Am, based on the General Motors F-body. Best examples made in third generation or older. Best if used to run blocker for a semi bootlegging Coors from Texarkana to Atlanta. New models often seen being driven by elitist idiots who dont deserve to wash a T/A.

"This is Sherrif Buford T. Justice. I am in hot pursuit of a black Trans Am"

"A 1977 Pontiac Trans Am Special Edition will still be a classic when your 5-series Bimmer is rusting away instead of driving away."

by Mike July 5, 2003

jewoven

A hot mother fucker who hangs out on efnet.

Jewoven is fucking sexy.. christ..

by mike August 9, 2004

Brutus Buckeye

n. THE Ohio State University mascot. Usually wears a chest protector underneath uniform and football gloves. The biggest pimp on campus.

Brutus Buckeye is suck a pimp, the ladies are all up ons.

by Mike December 15, 2004

Chronica

A celebration that coincides with Chanukah wherein marijuana is smoked nightly for 7 days in a row.

Merry Chronica!
Now pass the blunt!

by Mike January 10, 2005

Hourglass effect

A side effect when the act in which two or more people engage in anal sex occurs. When a man inserts his penis into another's asshole, and then the person squeezes said asshole, the penis is then contorted into an hourglass shape. This is the hourglass effect

Bill: "Stop squeezing your asshole! You're givin' me in hourglass effect!"

by Mike November 13, 2003