Definitions by MiKe
deese nutts
The term is used when tricking a friend into homo sexual innuendo. One would ask his friend if he ever had deese. Vien would answer," What's deese/"Then you deliver the final statement, "you never had these nuts on your chin?"
deese nutts by Mike January 25, 2005
Ring of Fire
Haviing anal sex, using a condom covered in BenGay or Icy Hot, with a former partner that has cheated on you. After ejaculation you slap them in the face with the condom, and tell them to leave.
My Ex-girlfriend came back the other night, so i gave her the ring of fire, and told that bitch to leave.
Ring of Fire by Mike January 25, 2005
siegfried and roy
In Texas Holdem, when a player is dealt pocket queens, he/she is said to be holding siegfried and roy.
See also double date and the ridiculously vulgar pocket bitches
See also double date and the ridiculously vulgar pocket bitches
After he reraised my pocket tens, I went all in...only to find out, to my unquenchable dispair, that he was holding siegried and roy
siegfried and roy by Mike January 24, 2005
has been
A woman who has had sexual intercourse many times and had children then abstains from all sexual relations and vows not to have intercourse until she's married.
Hay-bailing
Pretty much entails climbing on hay bails that are in fields which are on an incline,(the bigger the better) then riding the bails as they tumble down the hill, usually involves falling off onto your head and being chased by farmers!
"oh shite theres the farmer, roll faster than youve ever rolled before alex you goit, i'll dive into those bushes".
Hay-bailing by Mike January 22, 2005