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Ashpolt

A guy who lives in relative obscurity. Who's name sorta sounds like a road surface. He also likes Anal.
Ashpolt loves the Anal
by Mike May 2, 2004
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turntable

A rotation of the mid-section-with legs apart; channeling momentum while falling and rolling on the upper part of one's back. Consecutive turntables make up the classic breakdance move, the draw-droping windmill.
"Scratch that turntable while I execute a turntable my whole-hearted African American friend."
by Mike October 4, 2004
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Smurfed

smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.
Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!
by mike October 14, 2003
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Fringe

A word to describe a person with elite skills and abilities.
Woah, dude! Yo mom was the fringe in bed last night.
by Mike March 15, 2004
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dudeman

1. A gesture made between acquaintances, upon agreeance that they have just reached a state of euphoria, after smoking some high quality Marijuana, commonly known as, "Good shit".

2. A non-chalant gesture made between friends, spoken with absolutely no meaning, to anything, whatsoever.
1. guy 1: Duuuuuude....man.
guy 2: Yeah man, that is some wack shit yo.
guy 1: Yeeeeeeeeeeah man!

2. guy 1: Dudeman.
guy 2: What?
guy 1: Oh......ah.......nothing.
guy 2: WTF?
guy 1: No man, I was just saying "dudeman".
guy 2: I recagnize.
by Mike March 12, 2005
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bajesus

usualy used by adults when there ready to beat you down
im gonna beat the bajesus out of you!
by mike April 24, 2003
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uncky

something so ghetto fabulous crazy crunk fo shizzle that u need to run that shit all over your mama....so damn jaggy
No, seriously dude, my jag said hes uncky......

or

DUDE! You just spooged all over my dresss, that is so not uncky of you!
by Mike November 28, 2004
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