Definitions by MiKe

acceleraphobia 

Your definition is of acceleration is wrong. People do legitimately have a fear of acceleration, but such people have no fear of speed. It's simply the rate at which one arrives at that speed that causes discomfort. Therefore, someone with a fear of acceleration can quite comfortably travel at 70 mph on a motorway, but they're not going to floor the accelerator in first gear, because that's just stupid and only morons drive like that.

Travelling from 0 to 30 mph by flooring the accelerator in first gear and reving up the engine on purpose to make a noise like a complete and utter twat.

acceleraphobia by Mike May 13, 2005

Red Winging 

Banging a girl who is on her period.

Joe totally red winged her last night

Red Winging by Mike May 13, 2005

Besotted

to be loved up with someone

im besotted with george

Besotted by mike May 13, 2005

dopple gopper 

the space in between ur nuts and ur ass

dude my dopple gopper is itchy as hell

dopple gopper by mike May 13, 2005

Killing Kittens 

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

Killing Kittens by Mike May 13, 2005

breene 

A term given to musical artists or bands who have no integrity, act in an unpleasant manner and generally think they are better than they actually are. The term comes from a UK band called Breene, who are pioneers in this sort of behaviour.

The singer is breene

That is a breene band

breene by Mike May 13, 2005

space bunny 

A Hot woman from space. The term being derived from "ski bunny", only in reference to the fact that said chick is in space.

"Oh, man, what a space bunny."

space bunny by Mike May 13, 2005