MiKe's definitions

UVA

A university that is loved by all those who attend it, and anyone who makes it sound bad is obviously jealous that they didn\'t get in.

Rejected from UVA1: UVA sucks they\'re nothing but rich preps and faggots.
Rejected from UVA2: Yeah I know. Hey let\'s go heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Rejected from UVA1: Sure! I\'ll go get the butter.

by mike April 26, 2005

fat ass blunt

a fat ass blunt or a term of exageration

yo he just smoked a fat ass blunt, i beasted him like a fat ass blunt

by mike December 11, 2004

unspool

To lose one's mind as a result of a major emotional shock, from the pilot episode of the television series Wonderfalls:

(Jaye discovers that her sister Sharon is a lesbian)

Jaye: Does Mom know?

Sharon: She would unspool!

Jaye: Can I tell her?

by Mike May 13, 2006

school

a place where teenagers go to have sex in badly kept public washrooms

hey jessica this is boring lets go fuck in the bathroom

by mike September 15, 2004

titerific

when u see perfect tits and just wanna grab em. also see titties

here tits were so titerific holy jeez i wanted to lick em

by Mike November 20, 2003

cut it off

its like saying cut it out but when ur too lazy to say the T sound at the end of the word.

(somebody is annoying you)Hey Cut it off josh tichenor ur annoying the shit out of me!

by Mike November 25, 2003

pwnd

Getting owned, or destroyed by someone

You got pwned by my huge penis

by mike February 2, 2004