MiKe's definitions

Rings Beach

A beach located south of Matarangi, on the Coromandel Peninsula, North Island, New Zealand. Home of the mythical burning sands. It was once said that anal sex was practiced amongst the dunes - but was recently discredited after Mr Hans informed concerned partys that it was not very nice having anal sex in sand dunes. Ask him how he knows.

Fuck me, I have sand up my arse!

by Mike October 19, 2004

prokaryote

square, lame, opposite of fresh

"Lucy Ford was a dope album, but when Atmosphere released God Loves Ugly, their shit was prokaryote."

by Mike January 21, 2004

buffer

A machine that is used with wax to restore a vehicles paint.

Get the buffer so we can finish waxing these cars bitch.

by Mike June 8, 2004

mudda sucka

slang tenr for mother fucker, only used when around, parents, the cops, or your grandma

you mudda sucka, why you cuffin me?

by mike March 16, 2003

rolling stone

A "magazine" of advertisements, with the occasional article of value. A great example of corporate America using the entertainment industry as puppets to try and peddle their bullshit wares.

"Fuck Rolling Stone magazine."

by Mike August 26, 2003

combragulate

To brag of ones diseases.

"John combragulated to Jenny about how he just was diagnosed with Lukemia."

by Mike October 29, 2004

butterfingers

1. Not having enough grip
2. The state of one's fingers after they have fingered a lady and she creamed all over them.

1. Damn, that football player dropped the ball. That bastard's butterfingers cost me 10 grand.
2.Wow! That girl creamed all over my hands and game me a massive case of butterfingers.

by mike February 3, 2004