kv

A girl that is smoking hot and you would love to get with.

Damn, check out that girl man, I'd love to tap that ass, she is definately a KV.

by Mike February 17, 2004

soup and salad

The act in which a person consumes a large amount of laxitive and proceeds to have their salad tossed while blasting diarrhea into the persons mouth.

Oh baby, I'm so bored with always getting a hot lunch from you, will you give me a soup and salad?

by Mike February 18, 2004

pooptube

The area where you sheizen out of in place of a anal substitute.

keep your finger out of my pooptube.

by Mike May 13, 2005

eggplant

A dweeb. An idiot. A person without a clue. Often has a shaved head.

"That mofo eggplant paid $20 for some oregano."

by Mike November 21, 2003

FDD

Far Distance Disorder - happens when you see a guy/girl from far away thinking that he/she is hot, but turns out otherwise.

Wow, that girl looks fine! (after a closer look) Oh, it's just FDD.

by mike March 10, 2004

Mosh

A way kids with a small vocabulary describe something as being "cool"

bradXchaos- did you see Death Before Dying On A Twisted River That's Bleeding last night at the show?
scottyXkillyou- yea brah, they realy brought the mosh

by mike September 28, 2004

(*)(*)

perky boobies...used in chat rooms by horny white 30 year old bastards who cant look at porn because they live with their mom...

i...like...boobies...

I saw these boobies like this (*)(*) once dawg!!!
Really?????????
ummm..no but i drew boobies like that once...

by Mike June 21, 2006